OH SHIT ITS ACE AWARENESS WEEK!!

Awesome, like, Danny would 100% be angry/annoyed that he is british (technically)

Alfred has suspicions. Alfred is also annoyed that his DNA got stolen by a drunk couple, how did he missed that???

Bruce and the kids can’t even imagine it could be Alfred, probably because most of them see Alfred as the most competent human, how could he get his DNA stolen and used without anyone knowing???

Definitely not your clone

Danny moved to Gotham to complete his university studies. They had great programs and scholarships. Unfortunately this put him on the radar of the Waynes (the ones in charge of his scholarship), who became extremely paranoid when they noticed the black hair and blue eyes.

They collected a DNA sample (ignoring Barbara's protests that not everyone with that hair and eye color was a clone), his sample was found to be corrupted but tested positive for someone registered in the Batcomputer. It just didn't recognize who.

Of course, they suspected the coincidence was because of Bruce. Danny was unaware of any of this and continued with his studies. Traveling to the Realms from time to time. None of the bats were able to catch him after collecting the sample, it seemed that the boy was more paranoid than they were.

Ironically, he wasn't a clone of any of the Waynes. He was a clone of Alfred Pennyworth, whose sample had been collected during his time in the British service, and later stolen by the Fentons (out of curiosity, rather than crime).

Not that they were going to find that out anytime soon, but the fact that the halfa had more common sense than all of them should have given them a clue. Besides, he did know how to communicate.

GUYS GUYS GUYS WE'RE GONNA HAVE AN AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY!!! IT'S BEING CREATED NOW !! IM SO EXCITED AHHHHH

important Dominic Sessa message that has been on my mind for months and I just knew my tumblr girlies would understand. This man’s success story is INSANE. bro went from small theater company to the Oscars with one role and that role being his first ever (?)(!) he got in a mere year to where other actors spend most of their lives getting to. genuinely he’s so impressive

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow

NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THIS SHIT ASS INTERPRETATIONS

I'M NOT GOOD AT THOSE

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO

WHAT THE FUCK

Someone said that Dominic Sessa looks like he bites unprovoked and now I’m having thoughts about Angus Tully x Reader…

Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;

I am PRO-WOOL

I am PRO-LEATHER

I am PRO-BEES

Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.

Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.

Nah mate, this ain't easy, it's like trying to go rowing but you got one of the oars instead of two so you go in circles instead of forwards

buying stupid things that you would die to have as a kid really does heal something inside you