I Giv U Lil Kiss On Nose After Nap

reblogging one hornypost from each different genre of kink to make an index of what my followers like

i kind of love falling asleep with a bunch of papers piled around the bed and my computer still running. like look i did so much today and this is physical evidence of it! it’s so dramatic!

sometimes your robot gf craves a simpler existence for a little while

“i’m emotionally strong” i think as i hit shuffle on the i saw the tv glow soundtrack.

my heart is like a claw machine

crying immediately

Discord bot that randomly decides on times for users to go puppymode and be incapable of using any words that aren't bark arf or ruff and incapable of sending non-puppy non-heart emojis

The saddest thing in werewolf media is when one of the first “signs” a recently turned character notices is that dogs suddenly don’t like them. No oupy 🐶? I’d just cry

i have got to stop hyperfixating on homocidal 50+ year old men

i’ve been thinking about fps weapon design and i’ve come to the conclusion:

regular guns are boring.

give me firearms that consume the user’s flesh as ammunition, grenades that turn nearby entities inside out, and satchel charges that explode into a mass of writhing tendrils.

i’m sick of games that think generic double barreled shotgun is the peak of weapon design

using the biggest knife in the kitchen to butter toast

About the new death screen...