Pushes Him Off His Segway

ALL DAY SINNIN ALL NIGHT SINNIN

HOE UR ASS BOUTTA GET A ONE WAY TICKET TO BLOCK CITY!!!

nightscaped.

“ You’re really coming for my colour choices? When you’re dressed in BEIGE ? ” Kael, on the other hand, is not very good at looking as though he isn’t insulted. With the way his face is all twisted, you’d think someone had just accused him of washing his hair with shit. “ What look were you going for? Ugly 70s Bedsit? ”

         ❛     BEIGE IS A NICE COLOUR  for clothes and looks good with my skin tone.      ❜      he’d have picked up on the calumniated expression the other seems to manifest if it weren’t for the fact that he simulated that very semblance himself,   despite it lasting ephemerally on his end,   expertly sheathing his aspersions soon after.    ❛     excuse me ?  ugly 70s bedsit ?  this is PROBABLY worth more than your whole wardrobe combined          not to mention,  it looks better too !     ❜ 

depraevity.

                        ❛    it’s  hard  to  take  you  seriously  after  seeing  you  ride  around  on  that  thing—-    even  harder  to  continue  to  find  you  attractive.    ❜      //      @heiritor

           ❛     WHY DOES IT BOTHER YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH ?   ah, seriously annoying            am i chasing you around on it ?  is it physically paining you in any way to see someone having fun ?      ❜

me, replyin 2 female muses: i need more icons of minhyuk smilin me, replyin 2 male muses: i guess minhyuk lookin dead inside will do

me: gets a starter based around his segway for the 849583490th time me:

cruents.

                    ❛           your  video  game  gave  my  phone  a  virus.  i  want  a  refund.         ❜                 //  @heiritor / sc.

        ❛      MY VIDEO GAME              gosh,  these people don’t even have any software downloaded to protect their devices against viruses and they’re quick to pin the blame on others...  alright.  let’s say it is my video game,  show me and we’ll see what kind of virus it is.    ❜    

tbh i love jannah sm. ppl think she’s mean but she’s such a genuine n sweet person like i remember one time ??? her friend was venting to her n she was genuinely upset that she didn’t know how to comfort her. like, thats a thing that actually got her down. she’s always looking out for people. in streams, when shes talking to ppl she hasnt before, she asks “r u guys okay if i make x jokes.” like shes Here for ppl having fun, shes Here for having fun too, but not at the expense of others’ comfort. she’s got such a good heart.

n she always tries to make her friends happy. it doesn’t matter what’s going on in my life, she can make me smile so fast just by being her loud n proud self. she’s an angel. n she’s always trying to include ppl in things? if it weren’t for her id have missed so much, so many fun nights just talking to ppl. id still call myself vain every time i think smth good abt myself. i wouldnt b able to approach ppl so casually. shes had such an impact on me in our short friendship, she had an impact on me way before we even started talking. shes just,,,, so vibrant n Good n im so glad i met her.

tl;dr i love jannah a whole fucking lot

deiforme.

@heiritor​ im so crap at starters but i finally gave in bc ily

      ❝ —- how pathetic. just watching you like this is enough to make me cringe. ❞  this guy must really be the epitome of whipped. james scoffs, low and grimly mocking, ❝ —- if you keep gawking like that, you’re gonna fall flat on your face. ❞

      ❛    GAWKING LIKE TH           hey !  who’s gawking ?  wow…  a person can’t even look at anyone for more than a second without being accused.   ❜    to be caught red-handed by a simple onlooker.   how embarrassing.   it’s not like it was an arbitrary decision.  there wasn’t any further sanction required when it came to his own employees,  he decides;   if he wished to observe his own employee in the field then he would.  purely in a professional manner,  of course.     ❛    she works for me.  even if i was looking at her,  it would be to see how efficient she was in her field.   ❜   liar.

fan favourite - cato from thg, get rid of the white

SEND ME ‘FAN FAVOURITE’ & I’LL SUGGEST AN ALTERNATE (POC) FC FOR YOUR MUSE (OR THE CHARACTER YOU SPECIFY) !   |  ( status :: selectively accepting ! )

@heiritor

yeeee boi !

suburden.

he  was  sure  that  would  be    FOOL  PROOF    usually  the  whole  over  dramatic  and  poetic  thing  worked     —     maybe  he  can  show  him  his  rock  collection?     he  did  have  one  that  looked  like  a  heart.         ‘     if  ya’  want  flowers    …      i  can   —-    uh    …     get  you  some  weeds  from  my  backyard  ?     ‘

         ❛    HMMM              I GUESS I CAN’T  be too picky with people with less money.   what’s that saying now ?  ahhh yeah…          it’s the thought that counts.    ❜     he’s anticipating a punchline to finish it off,    a frolicsome look suffused within the crevices of his countenance.   in the mean time,  he’ll play along with giving as GOOD as he’s getting.