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Friendly neighborhood reminder that the northern lights are pretty far South tonight, might wanna check if your area will see them bc that would be a great opportunity

I'm a very calm person and there's not much a reasonable person could say to offend or even shake me, which is something I like about myself

but I feel like because of my sunny disposition I've been robbed of the opportunity to run out of a room crying dramatically about something someone said

The Winchester Star, Kansas, August 1, 1930

I'm glad you're alive

Clark: Bruce Bruce what is this 9 yr old Dick: :D Clark: Bruce Bruce, haggard, injecting 5 hour energy straight into his arm: baby bird Clark: you can't let a child fight crime Bruce, near tears: you want to try and stop him? please for the love of God Clark try please Dick: I'm gonna do murder! Dick: *cartwheels* Clark: oh no Bruce: that's what I said

This is epic and I don't mean to break the mood but cowboys are very much still a thing

They outlived samurai and we cry for them 🥲

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

This reminds me of my rural high school class going to the US capital. We were gaping at the metal detectors like they were an exhibit and irritating the security guard (not our fault, most of us had literally never seen one before, or only once) and at how food trucks are REAL???

The back left side of my mouth hurts are wisdom teeth a thing that happens at 15 normally

Wait ISS person are your for real or are you joking

Same for antarctica