had a busy weekend but i'll be around tomorrow after work to answer asks and whatnot
"Now that's what I like to hear. Make that a double for me."
"You look like I need a drink..."
(Β variousΒ dialogueΒ promptsΒ toΒ sendΒ toΒ yourΒ worstΒ enemyΒ (affectionate).Β feelΒ freeΒ toΒ changeΒ howΒ youΒ seemΒ fit.Β )
β oh great, it's you again. β
β you? kill me? that's funny. β
β for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. β
β you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. β
β do us both a favor. stay away from me. β
β you really are an asshole, you know that? β
β i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? β
β sometimes i think you must hate me. β
β i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. β
β if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. β
β well, someone's cranky today. β
β well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. β
β just stay out of my way. β
β of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. β
β what is it you want this time? β
β sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. β
β do you honestly think this is easy for me? β
β why would i ever want to be friends with you? β
β can we please just talk? β
β there is nothing for us to talk about. β
β you can yell at me later. just let me help you. β
β touch me, and you're dead. β
β oh, so now you care? β
β there is something deeply wrong with you. β
β i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... β
β you don't think we could be friends, do you? β
β i'm tired of fighting against you. β
β don't pretend you give a shit about me. β
β you're an idiot, but... i trust you. β
β oh, don't be cute. β
β wait, did you just say that i'm cute? β
β we're not good for each other. β
β if i say yes, will you shut up? β
β don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? β
β maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. β
β i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. β
β maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. β
β how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? β
β don't think this changes anything between us. β
β you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. β
β if you die, i'll kill you. β
β is that a challenge? β
β ah, so you're not heartless after all. β
β i don't think i've ever seen you smile. β
β you never cared about me, so why now? β
β why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? β
β i don't even remember why we started fighting. β
β i don't have time for distractions right now. β
β you're not as bad as everyone says you are. β
β enemies make the best lovers, you know. β
name ur muse and who you want and I'll write a starter for us. these will range from 1 sentence to several paragraphs depending on my muse and how many braincells I have left over from work.
capping at 5 for now
I can't put in words how self serving this is but honestly- who else is volunteering to be the owner of that third glass? πββοΈ
okay i guess i should head off to bed lol
feel free to send asks in while i'm gone~
name ur muse and who you want and I'll write a starter for us. these will range from 1 sentence to several paragraphs depending on my muse and how many braincells I have left over from work.
capping at 5 for now
hellaverse multimuse // highly selective & mutuals only // penned by zen
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