Have You Seen Magne's Beafy Arms?

when… WHEEN

Finally got my hands on vol 30 and

Omg

The king will return!

Me after finding ANOTHER f/o

(I have QUITE enough)

(I require more)

(Proship/variants dni, go make yr own)

Horror sexy men hehe

October is their month ♥ 🎃🔪🎭💀🎈😈

Every time is a skeptic headcanon, I’m pretty sure that 8/10 of what presented is just offscreen canon

Random headcanons! Because I have many thoughts and they take up too much brain, so might as well put them somewhere and it's a long one

Skeptic can read QR codes and bar codes. Like physically read them. No scanning necessary.

On that same note, he absolutely cannot read sheet music. It's completely incomprehensible to him

He's definitely hypermobile, and that comes with all the creaking joints, pain, and scary stupid flexibility. Absolutely used it to scare the shit out of people when he was younger. Think bending over backwards to do that freaky spider walk from (I think) The Exorcist

Doesn't mean shit about his balance though. Regularly walks into walls and door frames and is covered in bruises as a result. He definitely trips over his own feet, does that little stumble run thing, and proceeds to act like he almost didn't just lose a fight to gravity

Occasionally stands with his elbows bent and his hands just dangling. T-Rex arms basically. And by occasionally I mean literally whenever he's not holding something, actively doing something, or just has his hands in his pockets

I know this man just sits in the dark in his office. No reason for it, he just does

Owns exactly one dress. It's the Morticia Addams one. I will die on this hill

About his quirk. Using it too much in a short period of time (such as the Meta Liberation Army war arc when he went to fight Twice personally) results in his hands being really sore. He also gets bad headaches from it, and maybe a slight pain behind his eyes. He knows this very well, but chooses to do it anyway. His fear of failure is far greater than any concern over his own well being will ever be

He! Loves! Spiders! All spiders! Has several as pets, names all of them and treats them like his own children

Corporate Goth

Probably had Hawks merch. Dude's a bit of a fan, not that he would ever admit it

A Gorillaz fan as well. Named his tech company after one of their songs and everything

Was the most IPad kid to ever IPad. You could not separate his 3 year old self from his tablet unless you wanted to deal with the worlds worst temper tantrum. Would still probably freak out today if someone were to take his laptop from him.

Slept in a coffin shaped bed in his teen years because he thought it was cool

Dated maybe once in college? Was not all that interested and didn't date anyone again. He's just not interested. Never has been, and might not ever be. He's okay with that, happy even

HOWEVER. In the universe's where he is interested in dating, he's got standards and they are HIGH. Again, dated once maybe in college, was not much of a fan, and didn't date again until his 30s

Doesn't develop feelings or crushes easily, but he definitely falls HARD if it ever did happen. Not that anyone would know, he's both secretive and has the most convoluted flirting strategy on the planet

*sets pen down in a super particular way* "Ah, yes, this will definitely convey my feelings perfectly, I'm so good at this flirting thing"

"What the fuck do you mean I can't ask them out over email it's the most efficient way"

"Okayokayokay, they sat next to me in the meeting, good, time to make my next move" *completely ignores them for the entire meeting except to slide a piece of paper over with nothing but binary code written on it* "Okay, now to wait for their answer. All according to plan"

It's his phone number. In binary code. That he gave zero explanation on how to translate it. So the recipient is just stuck with a sheet of paper with 1s and 0s on it. In the worst handwriting imaginable

Might do more of these someday, this already feels long as it is

Yeah, I liked Hero League Baseball. Because, while it may have been a non-canonical filler side story, Nirengeki Shoda finally, finally got a chance to shine.

Two innings pitched, five strikeouts, one flyout, no runs, no hits, no walks.

CapCut had no right! NO RIGHT, IM TELLING YOU! FOR MAKING THIS TEMPLATE! CAUSE I HAVE NO F*CKING CLUE TO HOW MAKE TEMPLATE AND EDIT SH*T

Anyway, enjoy some skeptic

The Skeptic Appreciation Post (Although He Is Kind Of A Dick)

Why am I dedicating a (rather long) post to a random background character in BNHA who contributes almost nothing and is honestly rather underused?

Because no one else will (and because it’s fucking fun.)

That joke would work better if I could actually show the clip, but regardless, please gather round, for today I intend to take you on a journey that explores one of the most easily forgotten characters in the series. Hell, let’s staple Vigilantes on and say he’s the most easily forgotten character in the franchise? Pop Step and the rest of the idols? They’re at least unforgettably annoying. Mustard? He scored pretty well in recent popularity polls for a character who hasn’t appeared in 200 plus chapters. Muscular? He actually appeared again and at least has a cool prosthetic eye and relatively flashy Quirk. But Chikazuko? I almost never see anyone discussing him and in my humble opinion, the gangly fucker deserves some time in the spotlight. Especially considering he’s technically the only remaining MLA executive and thus, will probably play some sort of important role soon.

Anyway, spoilers below, continue at your peril and enjoy the Skeptic Appreciation Post.

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12 Days of Horimas: A Christmas Parody

As per tradition, I have made another parody for the holidays. And as my gift towards all of you, I am skipping straight to the Twelfth Day.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Kohei gave to me…

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Me when people ask me what I want to do with my life