*Knock At His Door*

Jeff: If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con'

Jeff: And the opposite of 'progress' is 'congress'

Jeff: Then the opposite of Constitution is p-

Ej: Let me stop you right there

Dating tips

Jeff the killer:DATING TIP! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off it’s hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. ESTABLISH YOUR DOMINANCE!!!

Eyeless jack: I can see now why you’re still single

Slenderman: I just saw a bunch of dead bodies in the yard.

Slenderman: Do you have anything to do with that, Jeff?

Jeff: Why do you always automatically assume it's me?

Slenderman: ...

Jeff: ....

Jeff: Alright it was me!

Ben: Never microwave a Capri sun

Ej: what did you do?

Ben: microwave a Capri sun

Plans

CLockwork: Jane you need a hobby

Jane: I have a hobby

Clockwork: How many times do I have to tell you that stalking and planning Jeff's demise is not a hobby

I love them so much AGHHH!!! A family portrait of these silly creatures (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

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Hall monitors

Masky: No running in the hallway!

Eyeless jack: Huh? What are you talking about?

hoodie, writing a ticket: Masky, is this maggot giving you lip?

Masky: We’re the new hall monitors.

Hoddie: [sticks a ticket to Ej’s head with gum]

Masky: If we catch you speeding again, you’re going downtown! We already locked up Toby for telling bad jokes.

Ticci toby, in a cardboard jail cell: Hey! Did you hear the one about the thief who stole a calendar? He got twelve months!

Ticci Toby, laughing: Get it?

Masky: That’s five more minutes, dirt bag!

Eyeless jack: Okay, okay. I’ll walk within the speed limit. I swear.

Hoodie: NO SWEARING!

I could use some 💪 luck