!!!!!! Thank You All These Are Wonderful (just Like You)

during the summer, when we keep our windows open and the bees are out, some will get lost in the evening and think the lights in the house are the sun that they can find their way home by. this one thought she could get home by going in our bathroom. i gave her some sugar water and a couple flowers with dew on them, so she might make it through the night and be able to find her way back in the morning, but right now she seems more hell bent on sitting on my hand to meticulously clean herself.

i need to get a shower but Zigg is sleepy

today on things my boss says: "I don't want to pull over and pop a squat because i'm afraid a toad will suck on my ass cheek with its little mouth."