You’ve Heard Of Chekhov’s Gun Now Get Ready For Chekhov’s Wind Bag

You know those poodle skirts? I need Pokemon to make those but with different variations of furfrou. Give that poodle more attention. Dear god.

Our tactful, guileful man, ladies and gents

tbh my favourite quality about Odysseus towards the end of the Odyssey is that he'll swear to be honest and immediately spit out two pages of nothing but lies about who he is and where he comes from and whose son he is and how he's suffered terribly to get where he is now

compare that to him giving polyphemus his full name, his postal address, his social security number, and his birth certificate in earlier chapters

that's what we call ✨personal growth✨

Teucer appreciation^

i fucking love teucer because every time his arrow doesn’t hit its aim he’s like uhmm i guess…it was the gods,,,, there’s no chance i could’ve probably missed 😤😤

Odysseus really was sick and tired of Polites haunting the narrative huh?

so in other news Pokemon is releasing life-sized Eeveelution (+ Eevee) plushies. this would not be particularly noteworthy except for the fact that the plushies are FUCKING HUGE

Hey

You mates think that Odysseus’ voice is a bit hoarse or gravelly from shouting to fleets for 20 years of his life?

Just curious

Am I going crazy or does thw beginning of Odysseus’ part in 600 strike sound a bit like the beginning of Athena’s verse in Little Wolf?

Like… “I don’t think you seem to get it” sounds similar to “I’ve no respect for bullies”…

Who knows I guess.

Mates, let’s show our Captain as much support as we can 💙🩵💙

As said by Mico on his twitch stream (heavily paraphrased):

it's fine if you want to wait for the livestream to listen to the Ithaca Saga so you can experience it as it was meant with the visuals, BUT it would mean a lot to Jay during all of this to see the fan support in the streams.

So please stream the songs even if you don't want to listen to them yet! Let them play on 1% volume if you're going to wait, but do not stream on mute, your streams will not count if the volume is all the way off!

the situation sucks but its out of everyone's hands; the least we can do as fans is continue to show our support and love by streaming when they're out!

Being a fan of Epic is wild since one of the most fun and upbeat songs of the entire musical is literally called “Suffering”.

That’s it that’s the news.