Okay but if the Mythomagic cards were so accurate about the Minotaur and his underwear, and Grover used them to “train” Percy, does that mean the satyrs designed and mass produced these cards themselves? Whose idea was it? Did they like have a big meeting about recruitment and go “What do the kids like these days? Pokey-man? Let’s make a Greek myth Pokey-man game. That’ll help,” and they interviewed a ton of campers like, “Hey, I know that time you almost got killed by a Gorgon was super traumatizing, but we just wanna make sure our cute little card design is accurate. Were her snakes green or purple? Also, would you classify her as Class A or B in power?” Did the campers get super into it too? Was it a group effort? Do they have to update the decks regularly based on new information? Which generation of Mythomagic cards did Percy use? Is the OG packaging limited edition? How popular are they in normal life? Do they get covered by the Mist, and people like Rachel think they’re just insane when they see Mythomagic in a shop window, and everyone else thinks it’s a Pokémon deck? Are there satyrs out in the world running game shops, and whenever someone asks about Mythomagic, they’re like “Do you come from a single-parent household, and also do you want to be friends?” How deEP DOES THIS GO??
Manifesting that Percabeth will Percabeth even better from now on✨️
percabeth never percabethed harder than the "maybe he finds them... amusing?" "that's really not funny, annabeth." moment
just thinking about how percy's plans look like he's actively trying to get himself killed because he doesn't take the time to explain his plans to anyone else because they are time-sensitive. and how annabeth never needs him to explain anything because she can recognize battle strategy from a mile away. and how she knows that percy only diverges from a collective plan when he sees a flaw in it and is about to do something that'll confuse the opponent long enough for them to gain the upper hand. and how annabeth will only take over when she sees a flaw in his plan and guide them back on track. and how percy gives her the space to play on her strengths instead of fighting her over it because he trusts her judgment. and how all of this basically happens wordlessly because they understand each other.
THE RECIPROCATION IS HERE, YESSSSS
GUYS ITS HERE. ITS HERE ITS HERE ITS HERE. SHE FINALLY SAID IT. PERCY IS OFFICIALLY SEAWEED BRAIN AGAIN. YESSSSS
Lol ikr. Like, babe, what do you think motivates me to keep trying?
I hate that on shifttok they keep saying you need to be happy with this reality before you can shift. Like, no.
GUYS ITS HERE. ITS HERE ITS HERE ITS HERE. SHE FINALLY SAID IT. PERCY IS OFFICIALLY SEAWEED BRAIN AGAIN. YESSSSS
headcanon that percy utters the words “marry me” to annabeth at least ten times a day because every time he thinks he can’t fall more in love with her, she’ll say or do something that makes him rethink everything he’s ever known about love
it happens so often then by the time percy 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 proposes, annabeth is so used to hearing those words that she just laughs it off, only to turn around and see percy down on one knee holding a ring
hazel defender for life btw
List of “gushing to your friends about the person you’re literally head over heels in love with” prompts
Requested by: Anonymous Request: “any chance you could prompts A telling their friends that they have a crush on B?”
“Okay, we get it — you’re in love with [insert Character B’s name]. You don’t have to keep reminding us.”
“Have you ever thought about telling them about how you feel instead of like… Telling us about it?” “Um, no, because I don’t want to embarrass myself and I’d rather fangirl/fanboy over them from a distance.”
“Oh, what I would give to talk to them…” “Huh? Then… Talk to them? I don’t understand why you’re making it sound like such a dilemma—”
“I had the most romantic dream about them.” “Oh God, here we go again…”
“With the way you talk about them, do you ever stop to consider that maybe your feelings run deeper than you seem to realise?”
“If they think they’re the best thing to have graced planet Earth then they’d be absolutely right.”
“If they called and told me they needed me right now, I’d drop everything and run to them.”
“They own me.” “That sounds weird, but sure.”
“I don’t believe in being a simp for anyone but yourself, but hear me out—”
“I will do whatever it takes to win their heart.” “I’ll do whatever it takes for you to stop saying that and actually do something.”
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