SO COME ON ONE AND ALL TO SEE THE APATHY THE RINGS OF GRACED DEAD SOULS THAT FILL THE TAPESTRY

but do aliens believe in me….

technodad prompt!

@/summoningfailed on twt: ranboo hiding in techno's cape and jumping out trying to scare others (bonus points if everyone pretends to be afraid)

so the dsmp is a homonormative society right, that’s been established, and i was talking w @a-firefly-faerie about this and we realized the possibility of heterophobia is very much there and also the funniest fucking concept ever. like. c!karl’s time traveling and ends up at c!phil and c!techno’s house and assumes they’re together and is corrected when he makes this assumption and the interaction goes smth like

karl: so how have you two been? how’s married life treating you guys?

phil: what

techno: what

karl: well, you guys are married arent you? yknow, two guys, secluded in the wild, alone

phil: i have a wife mate lmao

karl: a wif- uh. oh. i didn’t know you lived THAT kind of lifestyle, haha...

like the concept of heterophobic c!karl is THE funniest shit to me.

some artists will be minding their own business and then someone will show up in the replies like WHY DOES BAD HAVE BOOBS like .. cuz guys can have boobs sometimes what about it. youre the only one focusing on it

THE MOON AND THE SUN ARE GAY MARRIED ?!?!

merry-go-round of life

bad in his long silky robe with a fur trim holding a glass of wine and swirling it around: no, officers, i have no clue what happened to my husband 

i don't wanna have the capacity to feel lonely.

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