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Drarry Fic Rec Masterlist

After much deliberation I’ve decided that this is going to be the easiest way for me to do this. I have a very looongggg list of tags that I use to tag my Ao3 bookmarks and every single bookmark I keep I would recommend. So I’m going to post a link to all of my tags. Also, remember these are just my tags and not the creators. I also add new tags from time to time. Right, so, here we go folks….

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I can’t believe I’m doing this.. but here’s my entire list of shows and their links. Enjoy. Please share this with everyone.

Miss Saigon https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4b6iuL1i1KYaFExMGVtU1lZVFk Here’s Miss Saigon Wicked Wicked is processing, but it should be up and ready within the half hour. https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4b6iuL1i1KYYnFXTm1FVW5nZUk Amelie Here’s the version with sam barks! https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5mC1mGgdcnybmR1VDRVVGhhd1k/view Pippa: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B69B7dONziJ9d3dQWURNcDBuQ2c/view Newsies https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B33xzWS17jnacUJ4WFRhSG9RVHc Charlie and the Chocolate factory audio https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B8z_T3eAVo5ZV1pjdGRsd2tUa3M Something Rotten https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUTSrOLRPoc&ab_channel=broadwaylove https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCUt_ihndTw&ab_channel=broadwaylove In The Heights https://youtu.be/1bIjQTWgdLA Rent Rent: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0ByNb3C1491QtLTZyV0FFajRFWGc Heathers Heathers Act 1: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0ByNb3C1491QtekxESTRBUWxWNUk Heathers Act 2: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0ByNb3C1491QtUHJ6MUFOcEpSZGs Into the woods https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqCsQCsinK4&t=126s Legally Blonde https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKMsllsH0zI&t=27s DWSA Act 1 - https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B7GQd-QkEY3kVXB1QTVHWU9RbWM Act 2 - https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B7GQd-QkEY3ka3JDM3Iwby11Y2c DEH Here you are https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6nTqjlT5ic7TTl3cTFOTE1XUVE Great Comet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b65emg39KZ0 Hamilton Chicago https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BzpL-43OkUIeekZuTVQzSzEtQmM there’s two act ones for some reason but here!! -Waitress https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BwwjNEOdSgcrZUhJV0lpLUdHYWs Hedwig with Darren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVN0chlEQQI Next to Normal https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rb_bUCjTzN0 Spongebob Musical https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B6NlNyUA39M7QU4tZ1hiMG1KT1k West Side Story 2009 Revival https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUwvQbFUrjU Fun Home https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/0B-m8Hw1G-tTMUnVsSzgzQ3ViOHM Book Of Mormon OBC https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/0B-m8Hw1G-tTMa09FS3VlU0VlTlk Hamilton Workshop Audio no problem!! https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/0B2ZBL5DGVnefSXpJLVRtaTVVQk Anastasia https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7dAEY7Tg6aI&feature=youtu.be Hamilton OBC https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxkLqzVEJEFWb0FVS2piVmV5a1E/view

Les mis revival https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BxR1sYJi_ne4cEZldWltTmpiQzA/preview?pli=1 [title of show] https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/0B6Zy1uZCZtKldi1OdUY2QUJ6UkU Aladdin https://youtu.be/qqQx0gGHU7o Be More Chill https://youtu.be/eSeSPqVt7k4 Book of Mormon with Ben Platt act 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcN3fpSCYMA&index=74 act 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9x5gS_uE9o Come From Away video https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/0B98bysi8vH-5QWJiSlVTZXZnWEk A Bronx Tale https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bwuuh0K-k4jgVEJ6OWZmXzFkRUU Color Purple Act 1: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B8kXYa_R-NVKMTl0dWxTUmM4Y2s Act 2: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B8kXYa_R-NVKR2FwT0hjMXNTdlU Anything Goes https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B7F50DKI3xy9NGk3MWZlZ2lrREU Elisabeth https://mega.nz/#F!gS4gTbiZ!ZvFHHyKOAL8Ay88Rf56Vbg Rent https://mega.nz/#!WZZgABIb!UUoKYBeZclbKHEdOqRcmn1X1EurWuan17zez5VcW-ME Carrie Revival https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1OutVCYlhjAR3JtaFc1WWtzZUk/view Wicked 2NT 1-7-17 https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B7NUVsPIChTLSGtzdXo4RTNBT28 Newsies ProShot https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/mobile/folders/0B-RdR1my5BOZMXROR3JHV0lzajQ Come From Away https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B7NUVsPIChTLRjB5TF9mOV93V1k Lightning Thief https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/mobile/folders/0BzhH0phBpov7VE1lS2RENkMzTGM Cursed Child https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/mobile/folders/0B13LGz5DqmbpYjBiUmVvbU1HY2M Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B8u2e6NcX_KrT25lU3l4aV92aEE/edit Falsettos https://youtu.be/gTlTLYzv1Vk https://youtu.be/kA5Yf1jVbgs

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Klance Rec Part 2

Hello and welcome back to another Klance rec! Since the last rec was a success I have decided to make another one. I just wanna say a huge thank you to everyone, you were all super sweet and enthusiastic about the last list :)))). For any newcomers, I will link the first rec list here. Without further adieu, lets begin!

AU

Roommates by manamune 

Summary: (13:24) Lance: Thank you!! Love you, Keith!!!

(13:55) Keith: I’m screenshotting that for the next time you deny it.

One of very first Klance fics!! Klance become roommates and they’re hella cute. Idk what else to say that’s really it. 

Would You Like Fries With That? by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee

Summary: “Hello, welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?” And that’s about when it all comes crashing down on him, and like a tidal wave of terrible, Lance realizes, on an emotional level, how truly awful his day was. For no good reason at all other than here’s a human voice – steeped in apathy perhaps, but not overtly antagonistic – and literally all he wants is a little human comfort… he starts sobbing in the Burger King drive-thru.

Keith is a junior in high school just trying to get through working the midnight shift at Burger King when Lance staggers into his life. The course of true love is a freaking disaster.

I laughed my ass off holy. I can picture this happening so vividly it was such a fun read. Plus, high school klance is fricken cute as hell so squishy and fluffy. 

it had to be you by Redburn

Summary: Keith and Lance are both professors at Garrison University.

“… I remember Lisa saying it was when you ship two people together, romantically, for your own enjoyment. I’m sure…” Shiro trails off when he sees Keith’s eyes start to grow impossibly wide. “Uh, Keith?”“What the fuck?” Keith manages, his heart suddenly beating faster, his face warming up despite himself. “They ship Lance and me romantically?”

YOO. Basically all of Keith and Lance’s kids ship them and its a good time. I love oblivious Keith honestly, oblivious Keith is the best Keith. 

Dorks by GriffinRose

Summary: Inspired by a post on Tumblr!

Lance is the only one listening to the current presentation, and oh boy is it something to listen to. The kid has been rambling on about aliens for ten minutes and he is trying so hard not to laugh. So hard. Turns out the kid didn’t even think Lance was paying attention, so when he finds out Lance was he books it. Like, as fast it takes Lance to turn his head, that kid was gone.Keith wants to die. The Hot Guy in his bio class was actually listening to him talk about aliens. That’s it. He’s done. Kill him now. Poor Shiro is just trying to keep his little brother sane.

AGAIN YO. You know how I said oblivious Keith is the best? Whelp embarrassed Keith is also fuckin great. Honestly now that I’m in Uni I relate to this so hard, its really a fun read. 

Hearts Don’t Break Around Here by klancekorner

Summary: Lance and Keith have been best friends since first grade. Lance’s brain is always on overdrive and Keith’s blunt, realistic ass can never keep up. They both come to realize that sometimes you can learn a lot about loving yourself by loving someone else.

So this is a longer one, its over 130K but don’t let that deter you please. This fic is so good and everything a friends to lovers klance AU should be. I cannot scream about this fic enough its like a young adult romance novel, honestly I’m shitting its so good.  

Better than coffee by Anonymous 

Summary: Lance can’t help but linger around a perpetually grumpy-looking employee who works at the nearby teahouse. Keith, despite all the Yelp reviews, turns out to be surprisingly kind. Lance starts coming every day—although he insists it’s only for the boba.And to complain about the customer service, of course.

Hehehehehe grumpy and soft Keith mixed with Lance being Lance. A shorter fic to last one on this list its really sweet and fluffy please enjoy. 

Shut Up and Dance With Me by wittyy_name

Summary: Lance and his friends have been regulars at the Altea Dance Studio for years. Not just for classes, but to hang out, practice, and spend time with good people who love dancing. Every year, they audition to be one of the few representing Altea at the regional dance competition. Lance always auditions solo, but this year he misses out on auditions and blows his chance to participate. And so does his self-proclaimed rival, Keith. Luckily, Shiro comes up with a brilliant plan: convince Lance and Keith to audition as a duo. With a little convincing, and a lot of effort, these two might just be able to pull it off and go to regionals… or they might crash and burn.

This fic is the real deal holy crap. wittyy_name my god istg one of the best klance writers out there. The relationship built up from enemies to lovers and the sexual tension omg this fic is a masterpiece js. I cannot stress enough read anything klance by wittyy_name and you will be happy. This fic also has art!!!

CANON

All the Way Down by speaks

Summary: “You make it sound like we’re going into battle,” Hunk laughed worriedly on Lance’s other side. “I thought this was like, some kind of carnival.”A chortle bubbled of out Coran’s throat as he slapped his side in amusement. “Some kind of carnival, he says! What an understatement! Allura, I think it’s high time to show the paladins precisely how and where we’re going to be spending the next three days. After you, Princess.”A happy, childlike grin rapidly overtook Allura’s regal professionalism, and then a brilliant chink of light shone into the castle hall as she opened the front doors to the mountain they’d landed on twenty minutes ago.Lance went slack-jawed as his eyes adjusted to the white-blue light of Krossin’s distant neutron star, and he almost stumbled as he and the other paladins followed Allura and Coran out onto the grass to take in the view laid out before them. This place was a utopia.

This is a more recently written klance fic in comparison to some others on this list but oh man. Basically klance being all cute out on a date on an alien planet. The build up omg and fluffffff I was squealing. 

Red is the Coldest Color by EnglishCivilWar

Summary: Keith’s startled look had quickly turned to one of annoyance. “You’re in my way,” he stated. Lance blinked uncomprehendingly. Keith let out a groan. “Lance, MOVE.”(In which Lance is an epic fail at flirting, Keith is an oblivious walnut, and the rest of the team collectively groans and sighs.)

Oblivious Keith is back kids!! 

Love Bug by Cour104

Summary: While exploring an alien planet, Lance get’s bit by a strange bug whose venom causes him to fall in love with the first person he sees. Of course that person had to be Keith. I’ve seen a lot of fics based the Love Bug AU where Keith is bitten by the bug and I thought: What if Lance is bitten?

Literally out of all of the fics I’ve read about klance and the lovebug AU this one wins. It’s almost always Keith that gets bitten but I really loved reading the story from a POV of Lance being bitten it was great.

Make Me Your Home by Reader115

Summary: “Oh my god, Keeeith,” Lance wheezed. “Keith you’re the best drunk space cadet I’ve ever seen.”“Space cadet,” Keith mumbled. He repeated the words again although his eyes had zeroed in on Lance’s hands and Lance offered no resistance when Keith picked one of them up and pulled it possessively towards his lap. He began to gently trace over Lance’s fingers, sending shivers up Lance’s arm and down his spine. “You have looong fingers,” Keith murmured after a few moments.Keith’s face perked up then, as if he’d just had a brilliant idea, and Lance could almost not wait to hear what new obscure thought had entered Keith’s pretty head. He was prepared to laugh, and instead found himself shivering again as Keith leaned far into his personal bubble, lips practically touching Lance’s ear when he spoke next.“I bet you could reach all kinds of things, Lance.”

Set in season 2. These boys crushin hard even if they don’t realize my god. 

Your Love Has Shown Me Proof by freshia

Summary: “This situation is a bit more complicated than we initially realized.”Lance raises an eyebrow, but Pidge is the one to question that. “Define complicated.”Allura takes no more time beating around the bush, “Well, I received a transmission. Keith and Lance–from the future, that is–would like to have their daughter back.“or: Lance and Keith deal with a walking spoiler, in the form of a little girl who just wants to get back to her own home.

Klance and a kid oh my god. Watching the teenage versions of klance deal with a child was so pure and their reaction to them being married in the future, priceless. 

time out of mind by aknightley

Summary: Keith and Lance wake up married. In the future. He lays there a moment, processing the faint throbbing in his head, a strange bitter taste like lemons in his mouth. When he opens his eyes, the room spins wildly into a kaleidoscope of colors, so he closes them again, breathing in and out until he feels less like he might throw up. He suddenly registers a warm weight over his waist, and lifts his head to see a brown arm thrown over him. It looks startlingly familiar, but different, bigger than he remembers, more toned. Keith turns all the way around and comes face to face with Lance sleepily blinking his own eyes open.

Another future marriage fic. These awkward little beans omg its really cute. 

Cheeky by rideahorse 

Summary: Keith pinches his eyes shut, slamming the book down again and swiveling to face Lance. “Oh my god,” he groans, standing up and crossing the two feet between them before Lance can get out a word. He grabs Lance’s face between his hands (perhaps a bit rougher than needed, but hey, he’s always wanted to slap Lance’s stupid face) and the last thing he sees is an expression of pure surprise before he leans down and presses his lips against Lance’s.It’s a peck, and it lasts a second, and then it’s over. Keith leans back, releasing Lance’s face, and hisses, “There.”

Cute and short fic basically just klance kissing with some feelings involved. The summary really says it all. 

Well, we’ve made it to the end of this rec list. As always, please rec me fics I love getting recommendations. I loved reading all of your comments from the last list so please keep them coming, I love to hear from all of you, so feel free to message or ask a question. Hope you’re all doing well, until next time :)

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