🟥 ABOUT ME a guy, a looser and a creative mind loves to make stuff, decent at photography, struggles with drawing, enjoys shitty comics and collages, knows basic 3D, bit of a nerd and (formerly) a huge Arcane fan
🟥 TAGS #hor.art - my art #ask🍞 - are open #horeblog - reblogs #sthory - stuff I would post on insta story (shitpost, life updates); it usually gets deleted after a few days #katalog okazji - Polish supermarket flyer made entirely out of jokes
🟥 OTHER 🔻 sorry for not reblogging much, I couldn't decide if I want my blog to be original content only or not 🔻 if I don't follow you back, it's most likely because I'm easily overwhelmed and already consume way too much content; I hardly ever follow anyone these days 🔻 if you follow me on Pinterest, keep in mind that sometimes it won't let me view/respond to comments or edit my own posts
user boxes from @burntoutuserboxes (pls forgive me for not reblogging them all 🙏)
getting ready to shoot my final photography assignment
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yes (ain't got much left, but it's honest work)
the first one was for an actual 3D class assignment, don't worry about it (I passed)
[2022] 'tis but a scratch!
those are both redraws of smth I did for goretober back in 2019 (which I'm looking forward to redraw again, because it looks bad enough already)
I'm 9 prompts behind 👍🏻 but I did today's one anyway
I also bought variuous types of pencils, never thought I'll do that ..and never been this close to (consistently) learning how to draw
might update the photo tomorrow to look less overexposed (edit: updated)
ended up translating it (although it kinda kills the joke*), because I couldn't get over how weird it must've looked like for non-polish speakers
hopefully it's less awkward now
*this is referencing a series of Polish youth magazines called "Victor Gimnazjalista" (Victor The Middle Schooler) see >>the original post<< for more info
thanks mom
we have a bunch of "wild" cats visiting our yard and I jokingly named one Jérôme and kept saying he only understands french they won't ever let anyone touch them or even come too close, but one time I started calling Jérôme (with a terrible french accent) and he came and jumped on the bench next to me, then started cuddling aggressively out of nowhere
and he looks like this all the time (I tried to paint him)
that's it, that's the story
>>english version<< soo.. there's a lot to explain about this if your'e not Polish please forgive me for the long post
it's a reference to a well-known series of Polish youth magazines "Victor Gimnazjalista" (Victor The Middle Schooler), that I made a very funny meme with more than a year ago > it's all there at the very bottom of the post
ENG Translation:
GOT DREAMS? NEVER LET GO OF THEM! Viktor The Middle Schooler A MAGAZINE FOR EVERY MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT price 0,00 PLN (0% VAT included) Day after day with Viktor: Transform your room! Psyche section: INTROVERT'S PORTRAIT PROBLEM: "I'm INVISIBLE, I mean nothing for my classmates" For school: Physics: Electric current Reading: Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist Writing: Essay on dreams EXTRA PAGES: BECOME AN INVENTOR! NEW! Russian language test! EXAM MATHS AND SCIENCE EXAM with difficult topics EXPLAINED and STUDY TIPS
the thing is they had a Victor for every stage of education (Junior for primary school, Gimnazjalista for middle school, and the high school one was called Cogito); I thought it matches Viktor just right and also it would be fun to draw and edit an actual cover (it was a pain to draw and even more pain to edit) when it comes to headlines, I took the ideas directly from actual covers of said magazines; just went through a bunch and copy-pasted some lines to make an inspo board; you can also see it down there (it's hilarious and you have to trust me, because I'm not translating all that) vv
please don't transform your room this way
forgot to include this
hi, because I left instagram for good, here's almost all the shitpost I made with Jayce Talis Toast™ that was once in my story highlights keep reading at your own risk
the toast itslef I stole from pinterest and have no idea who the original creator is, but I want to thank them very much for changing my life, because over the course of two years I put it everywhere
translation for the last two pics: the same joke repeated 27 times levels of toast doneness(?) analysis (40 photos) average brightness average color saturation
artist and shitposter || 20+ || 📌pinterest"chory" means sick/ill/crazy(don't worry, it’s not contagious)
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