Humblechumbble - HumbleChumble

An adorable little hognose doing their best to become a ring 

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i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

I'm just vibing, but if you don't reblog-

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

I see nothing but facts, like tf is this? Avatar? Gtfo with that.

Blue lives matters is just another way for racist to be racist. Keep your blue lives matters to yourself.

Creator • @mattxiv

That part

anyone please ask your crush out like this

Surely this next six minutes of hitting the snooze button on my alarm will leave me feeling well rested. Surely this time.

I know that not everybody agrees and everyone has different beliefs, but I just find this "do the Christian thing" so fucking hilarious I'm sorry-🧍🏻‍♀️