Selfish, Selfish, Selfish Adults

IM LATE,,,, BIRTHDAY TIMe!!!1!!1!

Idea: Jane wants to make everyone a bday cake because she can and would like to (this is a good timeline), but realizes it is A LOT for three birthdays coming up one after another (six technically, but yknow). So she enlists John (cuz he knows how to bake, much to his behest) who doesn't want to do that at all, but complies because it's for the bdays.

Also Dirk doesn't want to wear a party hat cuz it fucks up his hair; thus a scheme occurs: Roxy and Dave distact so Jake can commit the felony. Rose is amused. Jade stacks party hats on Dave's head in glee.

Conclusion: I wanted to make birthday fanart for the gang, but it spiraled oops. So I'm posting the lineart/sketch so there's something near the dates this year— I'll color it in with more time because I ended up liking it so much he he.

breath, heir, candy, meat, and relevance

idk if y'all know, but I am an avid egbert enthusiast, yessiree

(I never posted my banner lmao, and I actually really liked how it turned out)

i think straight up one of my favorite set pieces in all of homestuck is the chamber at the core of the battlefield where the tumor sits. where there's these stone tiles on the walls demarcating the aspects and lunar sways of the players of the session. a place that might have had another vitally important purpose in a proper session maybe

"John says he's not gay. I mean, sure, I guess he technically is "not a homosexual." But aside from that, who are we trying to kid? Everything going on here is really quite spectacularly gay. All of the trolls' involvement with the humans originates from one poorly thought-out, helplessly hate-smitten and gay overture made by a cranky teen boy. Karkat had this whole tirade bottled up inside, ready to unload, but because John is totally expecting it, and already knows Karkat well, he is able to completely disarm, flummox, and redirect all of the hostile energy. The ensuing backwards-chatting idiot spiral is a direct result of John affably and naively sabotaging Karkat's high-strung, breathlessly romantic overture. The lesson is clear: the entire Homestuck universe turns exclusively on the axis of of gay teen follies." -Andrew Hussie

Shit man, this godtier war is fucked. I just saw a guy raise his hand to the sky and say "TALLY HO" or some similar shit, and every one around him vaporized, had their skeletons crumble to dust and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is wielding an assault rifle and an energy sword from halo. I think I just heard "ancestral awakening" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Happy 4/13 everyone! Hope youre having a happy homestuck day!! :D

Ive been working on this project for a long time, im glad i get to finally share my clay figurine with the world!!! :]

+ bonus sketches! Really dont ask me how i went from those to the final ive got no idea either

another one of those

↓↓ the aftermath of making a landing that literally blows everyone away (haHA sorry) ↓↓

get team rocket’d rip

her whack-a-mole game go deadly

vampire girl... save me...

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