DAY 15

based on that one scene from parks and rec

Always be a good friend

Hizashi: Shouta, what's your type?

Shouta: tall, strong, dumb, gay, and looks like a golden retriever

Hizashi: wow, thats really specific. Do I know him?

Shouta: did I mention dumb?

Hizashi: yeah, why?

Shouta: just checking

*later*

Hizashi, waking up in the middle of the night: OH MY GOD HE LIKES ALL MIGHT

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

song is bad friend by rina sawayama

I am on my way to being the best auntie ever or the worst sister-in-law that ever lived. Possibly both.

I am making my 2-year-old niece a plushy for her birthday. She is very hands-on baby and wants to help with everything and be involved in the center of attention. A few weeks after her birthday everyone is going dipnetting. She is two and can not help with dip netting or do anything but watch.

So I am making her a toy salmon. And I am making it so she can filet it. It has guts. It has bones. It is all one piece and child friendly, and I am debating using embedded magnets or velcro to hold the filets on.

She has a kitchen set with a little wooden knife at her grandparents house, who have already heard about this and think its a great idea. We are gonna teach this kid to clean and process fish. She already knows where meat comes from and she will want to get in and do what everyone else is doing which she can not do because the fish are only slightly smaller than she is.

So, salmon plushy

A group of Jocks go to pride c:

I had this idea for about a year now and never got around to it, so I decided why not try to make it in time for this year!