Lemme Asky Ya Sumthin', Why Is Yo Pfp A Pumpkin? Just Curious.

skellie : *does some magic and this appears in the air just above them* "I can't speak. Need magic book"

Tiptoe... Though the window

By the window... That is where I'll be

Come tiptoe through the tulips with me~

*WACK!*

Filename_1 : "Ühh..."

(in case you can't read it ↓ .)

(why do I feel like I'm about to get hit in the head by engineers guitar by that one kid who brought those annoying ahh monsters, one of which made my hat gay?)

*mission impossible music*

nuh-uh

What? When? Why?

So is merasmus.

*Fritz appears out of nowhere*

This is what he walks in on, but except it's 100× faster.

@ionlypostmymeemocs please give him his book back. He's figuratively in hell rn because of your monsters. He just wants his hat.

Hey Merasmus, what's one of your favorite cryptids?

monglain death worm

UUAAGGGHHH

Okay, here's the ACTUAL bird video

do you think i'm a newborn baby i'm not clicking on that

because I post almost nothing.

What? When? Why?

"GOD- DAMNIT-"

hi, I'm still @blu3-1mp0st0r but uhh- my old computer kicked the bucket so I'm stuck on this account :T

anyway question for Merasmus, how did Soldier even get his hands on your magic book? I'm genuinely confused since you keep it with you for like most of the time.

"Key words, "most of the time.", I had it on an alter and he took it and traded it for raccoons."

*looks at @ionlypostmymeemocs *

"why the person wanted it, is not of my information. But I wish apon them pain for eternity."

Why does your hat look like it's going through the 5 stages of greif???

because it is. Scroll backwards and eventually you'll see why he's so sad.

Hello!!!

*hands parcel full of favorite snacks then levitates while t-posing away*

Goodbye!!!! :3

"Thank you? I guess?"

stop breaking my perception of reality

You foolish thing. You really think I will bow under your mortal commands? You are oh so wrong my friend. I will continue to make worlds as I wish. I shalt bring confusion to whomever stands in my way. You think a simple pleading will stop me?! You are WRONG my friend. I will continue to live on your mortal plane as a GOD NEVER TO BE UNDERSTOOD, AND NEVER TO BE PREDICTED.

Cry and beg as you might... I will always come back stronger.