I Put My Hand On Merasmus Shoulder And Bilbo Baggins I Say As I Rocket Jump Into The Sky

so close... Yet so far.

here's a funni I made with my ocs.

Don't worry, it seems no one else cares either. Why does no one respond to my messages?

I'm not asking you to donate, nor am I asking anyone else to donate.

All I wish is for you to ask about me and my family. Why have you left us?

Did you think we were done? Everyone has ignored my messages. Just ask about us so we know we’re still alive! I'm starting to lose hope for the sake of my family.

... Are you okay?

i currently have glasses on, you're still attractive.

:]

you're so pretty. I want to hold your face, and cook you the best meal you've ever had.

I want to give you the best day off you've ever had, like- whatever you want, I'll get for you, no matter how expensive. You want a 10$ ice cream? Sure. You want a sniper rifle upgrade that's 100,000$? No problem. You want an outfit worth all the money in the world? I'll find a way to get it for you.

You're too pretty to say no to.

What are ya on? You are bloody insane to call some fake Aussie attractive.

Get ya eyes checked.

the cake poll thing

when I said to up your game...

You did not disappoint.

I will now listen to never going give you up in shame.

Thank you for the compliment :3

Out of curiosity, which of my posts got you?

hey merasmus! wanna see a magic trick?

*tosses the tumor bread at him and runs*

If ibis paint video files worked with tumblr this would have been 100× better. Sorry.

...

Noyoudon't

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=6wj2o-RjiBUZrRyb

It's a lovely video of bird watching :]

I don't trust you...

(Jokes on you, I be vibin')

*the doctor wonders into the area, confused*

Hello…? I seem to be lost.

-@plaguedoctorshenanigans

"W3 4r€ tœø."

(translation : We are too.)

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

Still got that guitar in your face?

Not to worry! I shall play to ease your pain.

*Insert the most god-awful knee-rattling soul-shredding solo in the universe as I insult the memory of both Oasis and all the Muses of mythology*

—Kitsunecat

merasmus: "thank you? I guess?"

Filename_1: "hœw dø yöú gûyß kēëp géttïñg îñ hære¿?‽¿"

i can't stop emisising on my blue til I heavy!

Idk what to do

Do you have a prescription for me?

:'[

I'm sorry, what did you say?