I’m Just… Gonna… Die Now.

i’ve seen gimleaf fics where they each try to find out how to court by the other’s traditions. and i love those, so i think they ought to be taken a step further. and i think the way to do that would be, naturally, to make bagginshield real. allow me to explain why. ahem. after the ring is destroyed, girlfailure legolas spends two weeks poring over The Ancient Texts and stressing because his one (1) friend who WOULD help him (that’s aragorn) knows jack shit about dwarves beyond the surface (no pun intended) (well gandalf knows things but gandalf is a bitch) (he would just smile at legolas knowingly and wish him good luck instead of giving him answers).

so alas, girlfailure “shit tier ass elf” legolas is left to like, idk, sulk or something in the garden he starts at the Bestie Residence in minas tirith. and after like 2 days sam’s had enough he’s like “dude your vibes are upsetting the plants.” and legolas is like “my bad bro. it just seems i know nothing about dwarves which i probably should’ve thought about before, by elf standards, getting hitched in vegas.” and sam is like “oh dwarves? just ask mister frodo ^_^ he knows tons about dwarves!” and legolas is like “what the shit? him in particular? why does he anything about dwarves?” and sam leans in reaaaalllllll close and whispers behind his hand, “well you see mister elf, mister legolas, sir, there’s always been a very healthy amount of rumors that go around in the shire about mister frodo’s uncle, mister bilbo, and the letters he used to exchange with a certain king under the mountain.” and legolas, who was THERE, is like

when you show up to the biggest batman hater competition and your opponents are the titans

Ok but…

If anyone remembers The Who Was Show on Netflix…. I can’t be the only one with the firm belief the entire thing was just a damned shitpost. Like c’mon you know you can’t argue.

OH MY GOD IM DYING ITS SO TRUE (Or is it though….)

so jorge lied,

Arcee gives Megatron some unsolicited advice.

Original audio; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9tZE... My fixation on these giant robots has allowed me to finally get this animatic out of my head (also RIP Andre Braugher , gone too soon 💔) Also a still of my favorite frame out of this lmao

Two kinds of overprotective pines twins-

Twitter loved this a lot so I’ll share it here too 👍

My love for Eliza from Hamilton walked, so my love for Penelope from Epic could RUN

I need the Florence Welch Gatsby cast recording yesterday. I think it would fix all the problems in my life right now.