My Random Marauders Opinions Pt.1

wolfstar, dance, and humor please!

Here you go lovely anon!!

“Ballroom dance lessons will be scheduled every Tuesday and Thursday afternoon.”

Remus' hand shoots straight up.

McGonagall doesn’t look at him as she swishes by. “Yes, Mr Lupin, it is compulsory.”

Sirius snickers, and James reaches over to pinch Remus’ morose cheeks. “I’ll be your partner if Lily rejects me, Moony.”

“Thanks,” Remus replies, “I’d love to be your sloppy seconds.”

“Not sloppy. Slutty, maybe. I saw the way you sucked on that popsicle yesterday-”

“That wasn’t intentional,” Remus says quickly, sinking into his seat.

“Boys,” McGonagall snaps.

None of them flinch.

“As you’ve so graciously sorted your own partners out, perhaps you can be the first to demonstrate your skills to the class.”

Sirius shrugs, slipping easily from his seat and straightening out, offering one hand down to a horrified looking Remus.

Eyes the size of saucepans, Remus reluctantly places his fingers gently over Sirus’ palm, but doesn’t move.

Sirius hauls him bodily from the chair, and strides to the middle of the floor, Remus stumbling behind him. All the desks have been pushed to the walls, clearing a space for dancing.

“First,” he says, loudly, before pausing. “Which dance are we doing?”

“Foxtrot,” McGonagall replies. The purse of her lips makes it impossible to tell if she’s taking the piss or not.

“Close contact,” Sirius continues, as if she never spoke, “is an important aspect of the Foxtrot.”

He pulls Remus against his body, one hand tightly wrapped at his waist, the other extending their encased hands. Winking at James, he dips Remus, ignoring his startled squawk, and kisses him gently on the tip of his nose.

“MR BLACK.”

something that happened during physics today that's kinda funny:

*answering questions from a mock exam*

teacher- what's newton's 3rd law?

me- every action has an equal opposite reaction

teacher- I mean, correct, but why'd you say it like that-?

deatheater using polyjuice potion [pointing at regulus] - shoot him, he's the shapeshifter.

sirius [aiming for the deatheater]- the real regulus would never give up an opportunity to die.

regulus- yup, rookie mistake honestly.

I saw that it was May Wongs birthday today from the book series murder most unladylike and so I thought I'd share the fanart I drew of her a few days ago as a celebration :]

@redbreastedbird

the marauders playing truth or dare-

sirius- kiss the most attractive person in the room

lily- ok but you won't like it

sirius- ????

lily- *kisses Remus*

sirius- uh lily! that's my boyfriend!!

lily- what?? he's the most attractive person in the room!

everyone- *silently shakes head in agreement*

sirius- *absolutely gobsmacked*

remus- *blushing, looking like a mf tomato*

This definitely happened when Alexander was arguing with Jefferson-

Washington: Alexander, you can't keep fighting fire with fire.

Alex: Don't worry sir, I'm not.

Washington: *looks at him suspiciously*

Alex: *revealing something from behind his back*

I'm fighting fire with a shotgun

found these in my camera roll from god knows how long ago and found them funny, so you're welcome for the amazing gift of seeing them xoxo

I drew Amina and Daisy from Murder Most Unladylike how i imagined them when i read the books. It's not the best, but I quite like it :]] @redbreastedbird

"Green suits you," said Sirius with a smart smirk playing in his lips and a not-at-all subtle nod at the Great Hall's entrance where now Lily Evans was entering with her green gaze slotting through the tables in search of an empty seat.

"Yeah," James said absently, thinking about Regulus' sweater laying on the floor at the end of his bed and his tie hanging from one of the posts. "Green really suits me."

the marauders as shit me and my friends have said:

(at a party)

James- what would be your choice of poison?

Reg- Arsenic.

James- ffs Reg I meant what alcohol?

Reg- your fault for frasing it poorly. anyway, I'll have a vodka and redbull