The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 22

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 22

Avar, in the middle of the night: Do you think Lava tastes spicy

Stellan: avar. please

Avar: I’m just saying, I would like to try it

Stellan: Please don't eat Lava, Ave

Elzar: You know what, try eating it and let us know how it tastes

Elzar: It’s made of rocks, so it would probably taste dusty and bland, but maybe it’s sweet and spicy and people just say it’s dangerous so that others don’t eat it too

Avar: See Stell, El understands me

Avar: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Elzar: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Stellan: WHY. Why did you give Avar a KNIFE?!

Elzar: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.

Stellan: Now I feel unsafe!

Elzar: I’m sorry.

Elzar: ... would you like a knife?

Some bad guy, negotiating with Stellan: We have Avar Kriss. Give us ten thousand credits and she will be returned to you no more harmed than she already is

Avar: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand credits?

Stellan:

Avar: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Stellan: AVAR STOP

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I mean avar kriss the high republic just for fun elzar mann stellan gios listen I have to much fun with sleep deprived Avar and her chaotic thoughts Elzar straight up supports all the garbage she says tho and stellan just wants to sleep i do Wonder if lava tastes good tho we don’t really know i am also back with more of Avar loving food more than her boys Elzar always has four knifes with him who knows you might need em some day Stellan doesn’t like it tho also none of them have a high self esteem however Avar knows she’s worth more than ten thousand credits okay and stellan knows that they don’t have enough money they ended up just barging in there Avar made a im sorry cake cuz stellan was mad Elzar helped he loves eating the raw dough that’s left to be fair who doesn’t anyways more incorrect quotes

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Elzar: sure is dark in here, hm

Avar: Yep

Stellan:

Elzar: not that im scared or anything

Avar: yeah no me neither

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Avar: i mean, who is scared of the dark anymore nowadays anyways

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anyways incorrect quotes avar kriss the high republic Just like me elzar mann stellan gios no one can convince me that stellan didn’t run around with the typical mom first aid kit including sweets to keep his Chaos best friends in line also Elzar would be dumb enough to at least think about the qeusrion if a sun is a planet Elzar: im Just saying Stellan: for forces sake please stop Elzar: how do you know if there isn’t a sun where people can live somewhere Avar: well they must like warm weather then Avar: and Fire Avar: and reduced to ash Stellan: i wish I was ash I wouldn’t have to do this conversation then Elzar and Avar both are scared in the dark for stellan it’s small places and heights in the Last at least Elzar actually was afraid of the ocean once Avar still has problems with too many living beings at once cuz of her small I can feel everything telepathy stuff they are getting dumber and dumber

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 8, I think

Avar: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Elzar: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Stellan: We could hear you clapping to the intro of that one sitcom every 25 minutes.

Elzar:

Elzar: well obviusly you two were awake too so you cant-

Elzar: If you water water, it grows.

Stellan: ...What.

Avar: He’s got a point.

Stellan: Isn't it a bit dangerous?

Avar: Stellan, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Stellan: ...

Elzar: Okay, to be fair, we sometimes escape unhurt.

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so much incorrect quotes avar kriss i love these guys star wars high republic elzar mann stellan gios im at it again let’s go yay help argh also im writing a fanfic about them but it’s going slow to many ideas so incorrect quotes it is instead not as if anyone cares lol

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2 years ago

I finally managed to do proper sketches of them :)

didnt make proper lineart tho, i was too impatient for that

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fanart avar kriss the high republic elzar mann stellan gios details are really hard i might have forgotten some i love those three tried giving them fitting expressions its why avar looks so sad lol

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The firebrands as things on Twitter/tumblr :)

I'm a bit late to firebrands friday, but oh well

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i love them so much :D avar kriss the high republic art is hard elzar mann stellan gios ive been wanting to do this for a while now sideprofiles are hard i do think they are all accurate was too tired to colour

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Me when projecting on my faves: 👍

I won’t change my mind, they are all little neurodivergent gremlins in my head and I love them

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i love them so much avar kriss the high republic elzar mann stellan gios star wars the high republic inspired by something I had on my feed some time ago I think it was critical role fanart anyway the three coolest losers ever y’all it’s been what three years? leave me alone already firebrands (pls dont this is my only source of serotonin and dopamine) Help what am I doing with my life anyway stellan is a little acoustic elzar is the a list of adhd type one symptoms and avar is both because I say so ive been gone for so long and this is what I post im actually working on super cool angsty firebrand stuff also shortest firebrand Elzar again and yes I know the outfits kinda suck I got tired midway through

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i-will-always-love-the-jedi

1 year ago

More happy and not at all angsty firebrand doodles :D

the first one is them on a speeder chase after a mission went wrong and everybody is just losing their mind (Avar actually lied about having a drivers license, Elzar memorized the map for the wrong planet and Stellan is sooo done)

otherwise, yes, nothing angsty at all... did y'all read the announcement for the new phase three book in november? pretty sure they are going to kill avar and elzar too...

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stuff like that avar kriss the high republic gosh i love them elzar mann stellan gios in my hc stellan and elzar were supporting of avar being tran the entire time learned how to braid hair elzar watched make up tutorials on another note i have been getting the feeling that stellan perhaps is not dead after all yk they said he was in the book but the way some of the authors and moderators on the star wars youtube chanel speak about it makes me suspicious im probably delusional i drew elzar with that meme for people with brown eyes and the sun what a good description everbody will know what im talking about also... we dont talk about golden eyed avar actually yes we do because im rather certain that if they dont kill her theyll make her fall also i couldnt keep myself from drawing the girlies fighting

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 12

Stellan: Do you two have a plan if we need to escape?

Elzar: run

Stellan: anything more detailed?

Avar: run quickly

Stellan: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.

Avar: Thank you for your sacrifice, Elzar.

Avar: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Elzar: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Elzar: Would you like me to tutor you two?

Stellan: I have to admit, that was smooth.

Elzar: Rules are made to be broken!

Stellan: They were meant to be followed! Nothing is meant to be broken.

Elzar: Uh, piñatas?

Avar: Glow sticks.

Elzar: Karate boards.

Avar: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Elzar: And Rules.

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canon again anyways and avar kriss the high republic Welp elzar mann stellan gios yes more i feel like no one cares for the high republic anymore /the firebrands wich is sad cuz I’ve been working on a fic are having fun again of course Avar doesn’t actually think that Elzar is ugly she just enjoys teasing him also the escape plan? and there goes my plan to not post any incorrect quotes yay go me lol the Tag Suggestion Said yay gay

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i-will-always-love-the-jedi

1 year ago

My take on what will happen at the end of „Beyond the Spiderverse“ :)

Click the first panel and swipe through to read properly

:D the whole thing ->

seriously tho, the whole "it doesnt end well" dialouge feels like forshadowing, PLUS gwen telling her father "dont worry, i'll be back soon" is such a she's gonna die thing to say

anyways, i love my queen gwen

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Happy Monday :DD

Elzar is forcing them to say one nice thing to the other one each day

He is very proud

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avar kriss the high republic elzar mann stellan gios i know it’s not monday i tried to post it then but I forgot anyways Elzar may have forced them to be nice to each other but he set the bar kinda low ngl they’re getting there also stellan is not dead I just suck at drawing holo transmissions accordingly Avars nice thing of the day to say was: your company is not so bad as long as your a bunch of solar systems away Stellan didn’t like that answer but ‚happy Monday‘ wasn’t much better no matter Elzar takes it as a win anyway

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 10

Stellan: Hello People who do Not live here

Elzar: hey

Vernestra: hello

Avar: hi

Stellan: i gave you guys the key to my chamber for emergencies

Avar: we ran out of snacks

Stellan: What was the one thing I told you not to do

Elzar: burn your chambers down

Stellan: and what did you do

Avar: we made you Dinner

Stellan:

Elzar:

Avar:

Stellan:

Elzar:

Avar: …and burnt your chambers down

Stellan: What do you call disobeying the rules?

Elzar: a Hobby

Stellan: [crosses his arms]

Avar: … that we don’t engage in

Stellan: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for both of us

Elzar: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for fun

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and avar kriss the high republic Welp can’t help it elzar mann stellan gios and there goes my plan to not post any incorrect quotes are just to amazing and adorable and cool and so on seriously I love the writers so much for giving us such a cool trio also yes Avar and Elzar continue to burn Stellans chambers down and eat his snacks can’t get worse or can it?

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