scaramouche x reader | kazuha x reader | xiao x reader
A/N. this randomly came to me when i was scrolling threw twt, based off a kazuscara fanart- Also holy shit i’m back sorry for like the year of me ghosting this account 💀
.trapped In a small space with them
.afab reader(?) mentions of “boobs”, very sexual. Perv!xiao, very ooc xiao in this fics, implied taller!reader for scaramouche’s part.
> You aren’t ..exactly sure ..how you got In to this- predicament,,
> You and Scaramouche were just scouting out the area, But I guess neither of you notices the obvious leaf trap.
> And it was to late when you guys tried to walk over it and fell in to a Very, very, very small hole.
“Can you Move over?”
“You know, dear, that would be super easy if i had any room to move over to.”
You can hear a scoff come from him in the dark. You were currently trying to figure out how to get out of the situation you were in. Your husband keeps wiggling, some how thinking it might get him out.
Now sense it’s pitch black, You can’t exactly see the predicament Scaramouche has gotten himself in. His hands are on the wall against your back, his leg in between yours, And His face is pressed right against your breasts. You don’t mind the position he’s gotten himself in- In fact you think it’s funny, take it as payback for moving too much.
On the other hand- Scaramouche is beet red, and very embarrassed. But he’s stuck, and can’t do anything unless you move.
you can hear a low grunt come from him, and then you hear him clear his throat. “Hey.”
you smirk- not that he can see it. “Hi..”
You hear him shuffle a little and adjust his position before he speaks up again. “Can you, like, shuffle your position, a bit?” You sigh and try and shift your position- but in the worst way possible. You lean over him and push him so he’s the one leaning against the wall, and your breasts are pushed up against his face. “Is this better?” you ask.
Well, This isn’t exactly what he wanted, and he’s not complaining- well he is but only because he’s frustratedly flustered. He can’t even reply with your breasts in his face. His legs feel like jelly, his hands are shaking and his face is beat red.
You’re like this for another hour or so, before you hear commotion from above. Scaramouche tries to shuffle out of this embarrassing situation, but instead accidentally tickles you which results in you giggling. “You fool, stop squirming! here, I’ll move” You lean your back against the wall so he can finally breathe. He huffs and looks up to see Tartaglia- Never in his life has he thought he’d be grateful to see the 11nth harbinger.
> You were so careful that this wouldn’t happen.
> You we’re trapped in a small storage closet with kazuha, after beidou asked you to fetch something from the closet. It locks from the outside.
> A crew member just so happened to accidentally shove kazuha- who was holding the door open- in to the closet with you.
> And here you are, Anxious, embarrassed, flustered, frustrated. All in a small closet with kazuha, your crush .
You’re breathing heavily, your chest rising up and down repeatedly. “We need to get out of here, god I can’t let anyone catch me like this-“ you breathe out in stuttered breathes.
“You should calm down, stressing won’t help the situation.” Kazuha says, trying to help you calm down. But it’s no use when he doesn’t know your embarrassingly huge crush you have on him. “Breathe in and breathe out, take a moment to calm down.” He says, and you slow down and listen.
Breathe In, and Breathe out. Breathe In, and Breathe- Suddenly your jerked forward with kazuha’s back hitting the door and him cushioning your fall. The ship must have taken a huge wave. But that only made the situation worse.
The lights dimmed out, but you can still see. You frantically look around and you look down at kazuha who’s squished between your breasts.
Ok. Panic Mode now.
You urgently try and Shuffle out of this embarrassing position. At the failed attempt, you curse under your breathe. “God dammit.” You then result in leaning more in to kazuha- much to your dismay. You try and jam the door open but it’s no use. Your breathes are staggered and your panicking.
Kazuha takes your hips and rubs circles on them trying to calm you down. Which did the exact opposite. Your heart is racing but atleast it stops your movements. He shuffles a bit so he can speak. “y/n. please, calm down. We’ll just have to wait till someone opens the door.” you try and choke out a response but with how his hands are on your hips, his face pushed up against your chest, and his calming words. Your at a loss.
about 10 minutes of silence goes by. When finally kazuha speaks up. “Are you ok?” he breathes out, and you nod. “mhm..yeah, I’m ok..are you?” He stops his movements for a second, before continuing and humming, sending vibrations threw your chest. “I’m perfectly content.” You can just feel him smirk.
You shuffle your feet for a second, you thought now would be a great time to confess your feelings. as you open your mouth, the door clicks and opens. Leading you both falling down with you on top of him, the whole crew staring at you and your face the color of a tomato.
Xiao.
> You we’re exploring abandoned ruins and buildings with xiao
> You came across a coffin-shaped box and was looking inside
> until xiao bumped in to you (totally on accident..) and you guys fell in to the coffin
Xiao was underneath you while you were on top.
You were pretty calm, not thinking about anything else other then getting out. You tried to nudge the coffin cover open but you couldn’t from the angle you were at.
You Huff, and whisper in his ear, “hey, xiao, try and nudging the cover off.” your breath fawns his neck and his breath hitches, But he reaches around your body to try and push the cover off. He attempted, but it was a weak attempt- he did that on purpose. Thankfully you couldn’t tell, you figured it was the position you two were in that made it difficult.
You didn’t know what to do, But your arms were getting tired from supporting your body weight, and you didn’t think anyone would come across the ruins anytime soon. You slowly begin to lean your body weight on xiao’s, your breasts Pushed up near his face, your heavy breathing, and your leg between his.
you’re about to relax fully before you feel his hands creep up the back of your thighs and on to your butt. You freeze and your breath hitches. What is he doing? does he think your asleep? You can feel him lean in to your breasts. Wait. Is he sniffing you?? you’re too scared to do or say anything. He rubs his hands up and down your butt and thighs, while nuzzling between your breasts.
His hands seem to be wandering under your clothes, but before his hands can get too far the cover snatches open and you look up to find Hu tao smirking down at you, you’re never gonna live this one down.
10:41 am 7/26/2022
Xiao x gn!reader
credits to @/ventiqus on tiktok, very cute idea!!
summary—> you and xiao are sitting on the roof of the Inn and you suddenly lean in and kiss the diamond mark on his forehead
warnings/genre—> fluff
After a long day of commissions you and xiao are sitting on the Wangshu Inn roof watching the sun set and the moon rise. You were talking about your day and how your commissions went, while xiao listened and took in all the information while looking at the night sky. You couldn’t take your eyes off him, as his hair ruffled in the wind, Looking at his gorgeous critine yellow eyes, the moonlight casting down upon his face..he was just so..beautiful, you thought.
You caught yourself staring at the mark on his forehead, a diamond shaped mark that was purple. You never questioned what it is and where it came from, you just caught glimpses of it when you could. This time you wanted to do more then look, you were curious, was it soft? rough? hard? what did it feel like, you wanted to touch the strange mark on his forehead more then ever.
Xiao noticed you staring at him for the past 5 minutes because you had stopped talking, finally he look over to you,
“Y/N? is there something wrong?” he asks
Your taken back by his sudden question, you blink a couple times and finally you reply to him “Ah- uhm, no, everything is fine.” you smile and reassure him with your words. His brows furrowed in confusion.
“Then why do you keep staring at me?” ah..he’s noticed you thought.
Your at a loss of words, what are you supposed to tell the adepti? that you were staring at him because you think he’s beautiful? gush about him, TO him? That’s to embarrassing! So you tried to make up an excuse, “Oh uh, haha..i’m not?” wow, that’s the best you got? he obviously didn’t fall for it, He grabbed your wrist and pulled you closer to him, face nearly inches apart from his. You can start to feel the red creep up on your cheeks, making them a bright Rosie red.
“Y/N, tell me what’s wrong.” He says, might come off as a bit rude, but you can hear the slight concern in his voice as he looked at you with his brows furrowed.
You sigh in defeat, looking up at him and giving him a loving smile as you look at his face, then the mark on his forehead. It’s like your body is moving on its own, you lean up to his forehead, cupping his cheeks as you kiss the diamond mark on his forehead and slowly pull back to meet his gaze. The poor adepti is in shock, His eyes are wide, he’s stiff, and honestly, he doesn’t know how to react, he’s at a loss of words as a red hue crosses his cheeks to the tip of his ears. After realizing what you just did, you pull away from him, also flustered at your own actions.
“sorry..I-i..uhm..” you murmur, not knowing how to read his reaction. Did he like it? did he not like it? you couldn’t tell by the face he was making. you try to spit out an explanation but xiao is already cupping your cheeks closing the distance between your faces as his lips touch yours. You two kissed until you broke the contact to breathe, the kiss was passionate and heated. Your eyes fluttered open to look at him. “Xiao..” you whisper his name, before you can say anything else he’s gone. You smile and decide to call it a night and head back to your room at the Inn. Your sure that you’ll be waking up to Xiao perched at your bedroom window with flowers on your bedside table.
hi!! I saw your requests are open and I was wondering if you can do a childe x reader and diluc x reader on you going to the movies with them, it can be any movie if you are gonna include the movie you guys are watching!
childe x reader | diluc x reader (separate)
A/N; this was fun! it’s funny i got this request when i was in the movie theaters to see free guy !
Summary—> You and your boyfriend go to the movies for a date.
warning(s)/genre—> Spoilers for Free guy and suicide squad, mentions of death in childe’s, personal headcanons, fluff
Diluc; Free Guy
> I’m gonna start off saying that diluc likes comedy movies. or atleast comedy mixed with action, so he’d definitely like free guy.
> There was a lot of Easter eggs / references in Free Guy, so I feel like he’d enjoy seeing them!
> he doesn’t actually understand the concept of what’s happening in the movie until they explain it in more- understandable(?) terms.
> Also he really likes the previews. Jokes with you that “they are the best part of the movie” (my dad always says that and I thought diluc would do the same)
> Guy is his favorite character
After dinner you decided to drag diluc to the movies to see the newest movie that just came out in theaters, “Free Guy”! He was reluctant at first but complied because of how excited you were.
After he paid for the tickets, drinks, and snacks. You two sat in the theater and you gave him a brief summary of what the movie was about during the previews. He got a little annoyed because there was teenage boys fooling around near the top during the previews.
Once the movie starts he’s confused, even more confused when there’s people being robbed constantly and nobody does anything about it. Doesn’t like how keys was working for a thief that stole his and millie’s game code, (he likes him in the end tho).
Had to ask you if Millie was playing as the british game character because he was a tad bit confused, and wanted to make sure(he obviously was right). Thought it was a super cool idea how there was multiple popular twitch and youtubers. Felt bad that guy wasn’t real, but still saved the online world.
Held your hand threw most of the movie; Also liked the part with the captian america shield, and chris evens, he chuckled at that part.
Loved that Keys and Millie finally got together, and glad that antwon went to Jail.
Listened to you ramble about how good the movie was on your way out. Also put some of his own input on how he liked the movie. Has his Hand intertwined with yours while walking back to the car.
“I did like how Keys and Millie got together in the end..”
“Was that your favorite part?” you smiled teasingly as you looked up at him.
“..No, the chris evens part was my favorite” he chuckled remembering the scene.
Childe; Suicide Squad
> My guy is so stoked. He LOVES all the suicide squad movies, mostly because harley is his favorite. (definitely watched birds of prey)
> this time he was the one that dragged you to come to the movies. How could you say no when he was so excited and happy to see it with you?
> He paid for the tickets, and all the snacks and drinks. thankfully you guys are the only ones in there. And you guys talk about what you think will happen during the previews, and discuss what upcoming movies look good or not.
> Once he saw the weasel he pointed to it and said it looked like you, and you slapped him across the head. was sad that the weasel died so early into the movie, man was rooting for him </3
> loved all the gore in the beginning, and how the first team all died one by one.
When the movie started he analyzed the first team, he ended up over estimating the Blonde guy and was kind of disappointed that he ran away. Looked at you with sad eyes when weasel died. Totally Gasped when Boomer got obliterated by the helicopter.
Both of you were on your seats during the beginning, especially with harley. When it cut to the prison scene both of you were confused, then understood what happened after the whole team was introduced.
Both of you made fun of peace maker with the toilet bowl on his head. Childe said the rat girl was creepy, when you asked if he just doesn’t like rats he immediately turned that theory down. By that you got your answer and teased him for his rat fear threw out the movie. Was so happy that Harley was alive. But got sad that flag died in the end. Both of you got scared the shit out of by the giant starfish.
You mostly listened to him ramble about the gore and deaths in the movie while he had his hand on your hip on the walk back to the car.
“so..we gonna talk about your rat iss-“
“shhhushhhsuhh..” he says as he places a finger over your lips as you giggle.
3:30 pm 8/23/2021
you and me both sister
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Xiao x reader
warnings/genre—> fluff
Summary—> your studying and xiao suddenly blurts “your cute when your focused”
A/N; sorry this is super short, I didn’t have any solid ideas for this on
You took in a commission to help find information, which leads you to the library scanning threw books; pushing your glasses up your nose when they slowly fall.
Xiao was sitting on a nearby desk, watching you read and skim threw books looking for the information you needed. You look so pretty when your focused, he thought. Until he said it out loud, “Your cute when your focused..” Which, caused you to drop your book in surprise as red blush crosses your face, eyes widened. He jumps a little at the sudden slam when the book hits the floor, his brows furrowed in confusion as he look at your flustered face. It takes the adepti a second to realize he said his thought out loud.
“y-you..think i’m, pretty?” your looking at him, slowly walking towards him, passion and excitement in your eyes, you’ve barely heard the adepti compliment you like that before. You were practically bouncing on your heels as you see your boyfriend flushed face.
He slowly nods in response to your question, darting his eyes away so they don’t meet your gaze. He didn’t mean to say it out loud, he curses himself mentally for making that mistake. Before he could have the chance to disappear into thin air from embarrassment, you grab his wrist and look into his amber eyes, smiling wide, you place a quick and small kiss on his lips before speaking, “Thank you..” you pause for a second before continuing “I think your pretty too” you kiss his cheek and turn around to continue your research, leaving your adepti boyfriend very flustered..
I truly wish "fans" would stop bothering and harassing solo dev like Yanagi, especially after seeing their recent post (where they talk about their love for the characters and wish that they don't have to leave the characters so soon).
We can see that these characters are so dear to them, Homicipher feels more like a passion project. A heartfelt tribute to their own OCs, made with love for their own creation. As someone who has a lot of OCs, honestly I get that feeling. Imagine if people kept demanding more and more content about your own characters and disrespecting your boundaries, I'd regret ever putting them out in the first place. Yanagi truly deserved better :(
This kind of situation not only happened to just Homicipher, but to other fandoms as well (an example is Welcome Home). Homicipher (its concept) has been around for almost two years (please do correct me if I'm wrong) and just got fully released for a month, yet these people treat the creator like an object they can pester without any consideration. Truly disheartening.
As of now after seeing the cat boy memories, I will right for love and deep space. (all the main boys except for raf…i don’t like him..)
I need to leave your request inbox alone 💀💀
My request is Diluc and scaramouche with a S/o That's euphemisms and Friendly-fire threats are Ridiculous.
As an example, He tells s/o he love them. And instead of giving a simple "i love you."
For Diluc, S/o goes "You better, Or else, I'll Punch you so hard That Ponytail starts Orbiting Around Your Head like planet mercury😐."
Or if it's scara saying "i love you". They'll go. "You should, Who else Could love That big ass forehead, Walkin round here, lookin like megamind n shit. 🤨"
HELP?? MEGAMIND?? PLANET MERCURY?? please never leave my inbox alone your ideas are fantastic; Anyway, I only did dilucs because I didn’t want to put this ask off anymore, enjoy!
Warning(s)/genre—> No warnings, pronouns not mentioned. Fluff
this is shorter then I predicted..oops
Diluc;
He was leaving for a trip, he wouldn’t be back for a couple weeks; you both wanted to say your goodbyes before he left.
He took both both of your hands in his, rubbing small circles on your knuckles; bringing them up to his lips and softly kissing them. He didn’t want to leave, and you didn’t want him to leave either. But it’s business, convincing each other that time will fly, and he’ll be back soon.
“Diluc” he hums in acknowledgment, looking in to your eyes. “It’s getting late, you should leave. You don’t want to be late, right?” you give him a soft smile, and he nods. Letting go of your hands, he kisses your forehead, then your lips.
“I love you” he says, and you smirk, looking up at him with a smug look on your face; “You better, Or else I’ll punch you so hard that ponytail of yours will start orbiting around your head like planet mercury” you playfully scoff, and he only sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. “why, are you like this?” you giggle, “that’s a great question, a question that can’t be answered.” He dramatically sighs again and smiles,
“What am I gonna do with you?”
“hmm, you could kiss me goodbye again?”
8:19 am 10/08/2021
GRRRAAAAAHHHH
silco x afab! reader (drabble)
cw: oral sex/cunnilingus, face sitting
thinking about how long Silco was able to hold his breath at that chem baron meeting, and realizing, holy shit. this man could probably stay below you for a damn good amount of time.
I mean come on now, just imagine....
he'd be so coercive, easing all your worries about him and easing you into sinking yourself right atop his face, instead of your previous, hovering state. he'd sense just how tense your thighs are and give them a reassuring squeeze.
this man is a gentleman in bed and I will die on that hill.
he's so gentle at first, placing soft kisses on the expanse of your inner thighs, making a trail towards your pussy. slow and sensual suckling at your clit, tracing little circles on your thighs, wrapped oh so tightly around his head. telling you to relax without saying a word.
but once he puts you at ease he gets bolder, savoring you. circling his tongue around your entrance before he fucks you with his tongue, exploring as far as he could. his hands practically anchoring you down to him, not letting you get away.
he'd have you tugging at his hair, messing his meticulously slicked back do. and he'd just look so good, hair sticking out and on his face, something about him being all messed up just has a chokehold on you.
he'd have your eyes rolling back, toes curled too. you've probably cum already, detached from his lips and all he'd take is a deep inhale, not even rushed or panting. just one long drag of oxygen.
fluffvember “ 🔥 “
—[🔥]; kaeya
A/N; wishing me and mellow were in a jacuzzi smh..Also I accidentally deleted the ask for this i’m so sorry 😭
[warnings/genre]; fluff, slight suggestive themes, provocative touching, modern AU, fem implied reader (sorry 😔)
For winter break, you and kaeya, along with a bunch of friends; decided to visit a ski lodge for a week. You were quite excited, especially for all the snow. You used to go to the same ski lodge when you were a child with your family, so your all too familiar with the place, and staff.
You were swelling with pride that you were able to show kaeya around. Sharing all the memories you had there. An exciting trip down memory lane…WRONG. everything went terribly terribly wrong. And now you got yourself in a sticky situation, 12 at night—with no escape.
“darling, there’s a jacuzzi outside, on the balcony..” he hums, and you turn your head and walk over to the glass door he’s looking out of. “Hm, yeah, there is..why?” you question, and he just hums in response. You look up at him to be greeted with a cheeky smirk spread across his lips, he’s up to something.
“what are you up to? I know your scheming something mister..” you raise a brow at him, and he lets out a deep chuckle, “how about we take a dip in the jacuzzi? It’ll be just the two of us..” he looks down at you, you look back out the glass door and shake your head. “Kaeya, it’s snowing outside, there’s no way i’m going out there.”
“cmon’ it won’t be too bad!” he says as he rummages threw his suitcase and grabs his bathing suit bottoms and immediately starts changing. You watch him strip of his clothes with a slight blush on your face, “your crazy! it’s too cold!!” he grabs a towel and counters your argument: “The jacuzzi will warm us up! please?” he pauses, and you cross your arms, “fine, hmm..how about, I buy takeout for a whole week? whatever you want, hm?” you can’t argue with that..so you grab your swim suit that kaeya forced you to pack and change.
You stand at the open glass door with a towel wrapped around you, shivering. “You seriously had to pack the most skimpiest swimsuit i owned!? your crazy and a perv !!” you semi-shout, in return he chuckles as he sits his towel down on a near table, “cmon! afraid of the cold are we? here, i’ll help you.” he walks over to you, yanks your towel off your body and throws you over his shoulder. “KAEYA !!” you shriek, covering your upper body with your arms.
He puts your towel down, and lowers you in to the jacuzzi. “see? not as bad, no?” he smirks and steps in to the jacuzzi. You huff, “I guess it’s not that bad..” you sink down in to the hot water and hum in satisfaction. He scoots closer to you and moves you on to his lap, back facing his chest, his arms around your middle. You lean back in to his touch, and you tilt your head to look at him, giving him a peck on his jaw. “Are you not cold?” you question, and his grip around you gets tighter, “not when your warming me up” you giggle at his cheesy response, “your such a dope.” you smile, and lean your head back on his shoulder and look up at the night sky.
You feel his hands creeping up your front, you lift your head to look down,“kae-“ before you get to finish, his hands makes their way to cup your chest/breasts. You slightly jump, his hands are cold even in the hot water?? He rests his head in the crook of your neck and starts peppering your neck with kisses. “Kaeya..” you breathe out. you move your hands to his thighs to steady yourself. He smirks against your neck and pulls back, resting his chin on your shoulder, and moving his arms back to your middle. You took at him threw the corner of your narrowed eyes, “perv..” you mumble out and he chuckles.
You turn your head back to the sky and sigh, “I should have known you were gonna pull some cheeky stuff on me, your charming but punchable face distracted me.” He pulls you closer to his chest, “are you saying i’m attractive?” a sly smile makes its way in to his lips, you shoot him a playful glare, “no i’m totally not saying your attractive— of course I am dumbass.” He lets out a sarcastic gasp, “your sarcasm hurts me, darling.” you just playfully roll your eyes in response.
You feel his hand land on your jaw and he sharply makes you turn your face to his. “Kae-“ He shushes you with the dark look in his eye and the slight curve in his lips. “You know..you always seem to make me feel some sort of way, darling..” his voice is deep and raspy, it gives you chills down your spine and you gulp. He pulls away and moves you off his lap— “well, it’s getting late. Time we get out, no?” he gives you a sly smirk as he exits the jacuzzi.
this man was gonna be the death of you one day..
7:20. pm
12 - 12 - 2021
homicipher.
tag guide: 🎀 = fluff 💣 = angst 🧸 = comfort ❤️🔥 = nsfw
mr crawling:
first kiss - 🎀
pampering - 🎀/🧸
scarletta ending (reactions) - 🎀
first time - ❤️🔥
mr scarletta:
(coming soon)
mr silvair:
scarletta ending (reactions) - 🎀
mr chopped:
scarletta ending (reactions) - 🎀
mr hood:
scarletta ending (reactions) - 🎀
mr gap:
scarletta ending (reactions) - 🎀
(more coming, requests r open)
1:18 pm. 12/06/2024. @i90o3.