I Think I'm Going On Holiday Tomorrow Morning Because The House Is Clean And There Are Pa Ked Suitcases

I told my sister about this and she got mad at me because he's ugly but like, that's the best part 🤷

Confession: when I was 5 my sister would read the httyd books to me and I had the fattest crush on Hiccup

Just posted a fic about the httyd books u should read it (I've only got the first chapter so forgive me for that but I swear it's good)

Everyone I don't like has a htyyd obsession so I ask them if they've read the books and they'll all be like "the my first library picture books that came out around the same time as DOB?" And I'll be like "LOSER! NOT A REAL FAN!" just kidding they don't know about the my first library picture books that came out around the same time as DOB because they're fake fans and posers

Sometimes I make my inside jokes on the internet cus I forget not everyone knows them and so I just look crazy

Yona gets so much hate and she doesn't even deserve it like "She broke up Link and Sidon! 🥺" Shut the fuck up.

*Texting*

Hiccup : Dad, there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Hiccup: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Hiccup: Dad

Hiccup: Dad

Stoick: Your dad is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth

You're thinking of oregano. Oregon is a shape

"please finish your wips" no. Bubonic plague 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠

Why does Jason keep just getting knocked out?

I headcanon that hiccup has low iron and fishlegs has low blood pressure.

Okay I am very much a girl but when someone calls me handsome I swear I fold like a lawn chair.