Iamcarseatheadrest - ALEX

how i look after not listening to the last 3 weeks of tmp eps

Ok work wasn’t that bad its was chill and quiet😍 omg flaw was a dick head harassing us cause he thought his chicken was to small and we where doing something illegal???

Let’s hope tomorrow is calm too🤞

@richie-shitlips @loganschwarzy

guys help i’m dying at this 😭

woke up and remembered willy stamplers dead todays gonna be a great day

My new favorite thing is recommending ppl listen to Falsettos and ONLY telling them “its a really funny musical”

And nothing else.

When its your birthday month you should be able to do whatever you want and spend as much money as you want throughout the month and it doesn't count since your birthday is on that month so it's okay

im enamored by this weird small man

what u guys think🤨🤨🤨 made for my bookie bestie 🤭