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Good Omens One shot

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Neil Gaiman One Shots

A collection of Neil Gaiman One Shots I wrote. I will try to update the times a week, or more. Request are open and wanted!

Crosshair: So are you two dating now?

Tech & Phee: Yes.

Crosshair: Why?

Tech: I happen to find Phee very appealing.

Crosshair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Phee.

Echo, texting Hunter: Hunter! Help I’m being kidnapped

Hunter: Where are you?

Echo: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Hunter: I’ll call Crosshair.

Crosshair, answering their cell: hello?

Hunter: Where’s Echo? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Crosshair: Echo? What do you mean, they're right next to me-

Crosshair: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Crosshair: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

*The squad is having dinner together*

Tech: Hunter, can you pass the salt?

Hunter: *Throws Crosshair across the table*

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!

Echo: You have to apologize to Hunter

Crosshair: Fine.

Crosshair: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Maggie: Sometimes we need to let go of the ones we love.

Crowley: If they come back, then it's meant to be.

Aziraphale/Nina both looking like they got ten min of sleep: I'm going to the store. I'll be back in ten minutes.

Crowley: Aw you have a crush on me. How cute!

Aziraphale: Crowley, we are married and we adopted three kids.

Crowley: Still cute.

Crosshair, after his reunion with Hunter and Wrecker: How many kids do you have?

Hunter: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

I love the fact that the person who made this went the way of H*and H*olding. What I imagine them saying as they wrote this: "The evil, sinful, hand holding. How lewd."

Every person's reaction to the H*nd H*lding being different is funny asf