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alastor and Adam and lilith episode 8 theories and questions.

so we obviously know when alastor has his silly little mental breakdown. He makes it assumed whoever he has a deal with made him not bale to use his full powers.

And who exactly has his soul? I mean two options either he's finding away to go to heaven because he knows lilith is up there and he made the deal with her and she has his soul and sinners/demons can't be in heaven. So she's in a safe zone. But that doesn't sound very fit? Sure it shows alastor doesn't think before he speaks it explains why he immediately started beef with lucifer. But Lilith is so much stronger then alastor so she could easily kill him if he tried to touch her. Or someone else has alastors soul and it's probably someone unexpected and we don't know because their not introduced yet.

And thought about adam I know angelic weapons kill angels. But sir pentious got hit by an angelic blaster from adam. And sir pentious ended up in heaven. Can adam come into hell? Because technically adam shows A LOT of the seven deadly sins.

Pride,gluttony, lust?

And Lilith and eve are two different women I'm sure 90%. In Jewish Bible and lore eve and Lilith are two different women. And I think that's also what is going on in hazbin hotel. And if lilith is in heaven does that mean it's possible she doesn't have alastors soul? I think it'd be pretty weird if someone who's in heaven has someone else's soul.

now for a theory wheres eve? I think either they really haven't showed her or possibly she's in hell because I mean she did eat the fruit didn't she? And kinda damned earth to mortal life... and now afab people have periods because she ate a fruit or sum 💀?

But I also want to know where the hell are adam and eves sons? Yknow Cain and Abel?

I kinda wanna make sfw and maybe a little (not a lot) of nsfw stories for everyone but not specifically fem reader because people write a lot and tag x male reader under the tag but it's fem reader explicitly. So I'll do requests. I'm in these fandoms currently.

Obey me!

Twisted Wonderland

(Especially azul he's my favorite character)

Star wars

Hazbin hotel (don't get me wrong I know aroace people do have platonic and romantic in their relationship sometimes but it's mostly to satisfy their partner. But 100% no smut for alastor,nifty and the eggboys. Also not for Charlie and vaggie either sorry)

Call of duty modern warfare

MHA (only writing for the adults in mha nsfw I swear if someone ask for a bakugou smut I'll soccer punch them 😭🙏) (only sfw for the class 1-A and toga..

Creepypasta. (If yall ask for toby and Jeff it's the new toby that's an old man and Jeff as in Jeff hodek. Not no emo teenager. But I will do emo teen Jeff woods in SFW.) (But I don't know why I need to say this but NO OFFENDERMAN LIKE??)

Marble hornets.

Undertale. (Only sfw)

DC: so bat children, batman, Clark kent, etc.

What I will do: smut, fluff, NSFW (it doesn't just mean smut it also means gore) angst, child reader, if you want the reader to have a mental disorder you struggle with and get comfort by the direct character/s you say, wholesome.

What I won't do: rape, pedophilia, age regression (Im sorry I just don't feel comfortable writing it), somnophilia, basically anything bad and criminal.

What I'll do if it's a TW (I will warn you at the beginning if it's a TW thing.)

what I won't do: fem reader. If you're a fem reader you can read the stuff that has gender neutral on it though. But not trans male reader or AMAB reader.

What I will do: amab reader, trans male reader, nonbinary reader,

hazbin hotel theory

okay yall hear me out what if lucifer also made A hotel or something a long time ago because he didn't want people to stay in hell because he doesnt seem rude only protective of his daughter.

I think lucifer still has angel views hence why he some angel in him. and he knew the angels wouldn't listen to Charlie like to him so that's why he thought it was "stupid" in the pilot.

And Lilith made charlie not have a connection with lucifer and lucifer is bad at feelings but he loved Charlie so much and can't understand how to give gentle emotions because he was an angel. And I assume angels would be someone who craves touch or is rude/cold/blunt in the series.

I don't think lucifer is a dead beat I think he WANTED to have a relationship with Charlie but Lilith prevented it.

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The fact alastor understood lucifers insecurities so quickly and only sang that song just to beef with lucifer and give Charlie false hope in him caring for his own sadistic amusement tells how scary he is.

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Who do yall think owns alastor? I've heard some people saying it is Lilith.

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Charlie and lucifer act so much alike its adorable. Lucifer and his rubber duckies. Charlie with her energetic happy singing sweetheart self. Which ties in with theory 1 I really do think lucifer likes Charlie's idea but is worried the angels would tear her apart.

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I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE ASSOCIATING ALASTOR WITH ONLY JAMBALAYA SO HERE ARE OTHER CREOLE DISHES YOU HEATHENS

Fanfiction and Comic creators, this is for you especially.

Crawfish Étouffée

This beautiful dish was invented in Breaux Bridge Louisiana, where our favourite radio star is from! Although it's invention is attributed the Herbet Hotel in the 1950s -after Alastors death- it is a classic.

Crawfish Étouffée has a sauce typically made from a blonde roux with that classic cajun seasoning. It contains the Holy Trinity of cajun cooking too: bell peppers, onions and celery. The main meat of this dish is crawfish tails and it is usually served with carbs like cornbread, cajun rice or vegetables such as green beans and potato salad.

It is chock full of flavour, and a filling inexpensive dish for low income families - which I believe Alastor is from.

Some alternatives to the crawfish are chicken and shrimp.

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The difference between Étouffée and Gumbo.

These two often get mixed up, and I understand, they're both classic Bayou dishes. Here's how to differentiate them.

Texture: Both dishes use shrimp, chicken, or crawfish tail broth. BUT Jumbo has a thicker consistency, it's made from a dark roux and it tends to use more liquid to remain stew-like.

Flavour: Gumbo and Étouffée both use Cajun seasoning, but due to Étouffées blonde roux, it has a lighter, sweeter taste than the darker, fullness of flavour in Gumbo.

Meat: Gumbo uses a variety of meats at the same time (often shrimp and sausage are key components), as mentioned in the alternatives above, Étouffée typically does not.

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2. Red Beans and Rice

We're on a roll guys! This is another dish from Louisiana! Although, it is specifically associated with New Orleans, where Alastor hosted his radio show. It has a fascinating history, partly due to it's African and French/Spanish routes - But it was also a struggle meal during the Great Depression. It was originally a Creole, not Cajun dish.

(Note: Red Beans and Kidney Beans are different legumes)

This dish also contains the Holy Trinity, as well as bay leaves, oregano, cayenne pepper, garlic powder and more. Its protein comes from Andouille sausages, but like Gumbo, a variety of meats are used. If you want Alastor to be traditional about it, he should make it on a Monday incorporating the left over ham bones from Sunday dinner. It is also complimented with long grain white rice and green beans, amongst many other things.

Considering Alastor witnessed the Stock Market Crash of 1929 -which led to the Great Depression - There is no way he hasn't come across this dish before.

3. Creole Bread Pudding

The queen of Creole Dessert has arrived. Can you guess where she's from? DING-DING-DING! That's right! New Orleans Louisiana baby! Recipes of this treat have been recorded since 1885, so it suffices to say she's a classic.

Like most bread puddings, it is made by combining stale bread (preferably French), beaten eggs and milk. However, this variation often has an incredible amount of vanilla extract. What it will be complimented with varies from person to person. Some examples are: Whipped meringue and whisky, raisins and apple, or walnuts and butter.

Although not as popular in the modern day, I like to imagine this is something Mimzy, Rosie and Alastor might share together on a day out.

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There you go! I hope you enjoyed this - but more importantly I hope this helps people create a more diverse version of those cosy Alastor cooking scenes that I love.

Hazbin hotel as humans PART 2:

Husk:

He could easily have died in 1975, which, if he was born in 1912, would make him around 63

I would assume husk is in his late 50s early 60s

And suspenders were popular in the early 20th century, during the 1960s, and in the mid-1970s-1980s -

And husk failed as a magician. The golden age of magic was around the 1880s to the 1930s.

So when he was in his 20s in the 1930s magicians could've been out of style and it'd explain why he failed as a magician.

I would assume he lived in Los vegas. Because big casinos and magicians and bars. Were a thing.

This was the popular hair in the 60s:

And this was the clothing I think husk would've wore I nthe 50s-60s:

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Nifty:

She looked like she died in the 50s, and I think its cannon she's 22, so she was born around the late 30s and early 40s.

And it's noticeable she was a housewife. Maybe she wasn't ever crazy.

honestly? She reminds me of housewife radio. That seems like it's her background story she completely lost it.

Psychotic breakdown to the max.

I think she would've worn this:

What your favorite hazbin hotel character says about you PT1:

Lucifer morningstar:You have daddy issues, huh? Your dad was a dead beat or a drunk, wasn't he? But he did love you, huh 🤨? He was just stuck on his addiction to show you his love, wasn't he?

OR you're a monster fucker right?

Bonus if both.

Alastor: either A you love people that don't love you back. B, you love your mom. C is that... *sniff* *sniff* mommy issues? And not just mommy issues is that.. *sniff* *sniff* DADDY ISSUES TOO??? YOU GOT BOTH????

Charlie: you are optimistic and crushed by life wernt you? You love you dad and mom and want to show them you can be more then your sibling and you wanna be seen.

Vaggie:oldest child huh? Or the child that acted like the parent because yours were unbothered or hard workers to give you a life.

Angel dust: baby, I'm sorry it happened to you. It's not your fault. Also middle child?

Husk:Like old men? Desperately want someone to tell you it's alright? Afraid you're becoming your parents?

Nifty:like crazy characters, or she became your favorite when adam died?

Mimzy:You like female characters that get shitted on for doing NOTHING wrong, don't you?

You know? I like the idea of radioapple. And the fact alastor is aroace he and lucifer fight like an old divorced but got together for insurance and tax benefits it's funny to me. Just a platonic old married couple nothing more. Bitch talking eachother and would go like.

Alastor:if you were my wife I'd put poison in your coffee.

Lucifer chuckling mischievously: if you were my husband.

*lucifer voice getting deeper for no reason*: I'd drink it.

creepypasta headcannons

their favorite food?

Jeffery hodek:I would assume cherrie pie

Liu hodek: peanutbutter crackers

Tobias rogers: seems like he'd like pizza or a good cooked hamburger

Nina the killer: hamburger helper

Ben drowned:shrimp pasta

Eyeless jack:I headcannon he was a vegetarian when he was alive and well not a whole ass demon maybe tofu or like salad.

The puppeteer: he didn't have one, not picky.

Helen otis: they were that picky friend who only ordered chicken and fries out to eat.

Candy pop:cotton candy

LJ:lollipops

[IMPORTANT] Tim and Brian are NOT creepypastas but I'd assume Tim would like slim Jim's and Brian would like original potato lays chips

Jason the toy maker: didn't he live I nthe 1800s? I don't remember him much but I'd assume fish and chips.

Nathan the nobody: over easy eggs and hashbrowns.

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Favorite color?

Would say every color in the rainbow: LJ,Candy Pop, jason the toy maker

Would say red, orange, yellow,: ben drowned, Liu hodek, puppeteer, Helen otis,

Would say it like that one vine black like my soul: ticci toby, Nina the killer, Jeff hodek

Would be fucking normal or something and just say I like blue I guess:eyeless jack,Nathan the nobody.

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Favorite class back in school:

Music:puppeteer, candypop,lj,.

Math:Liu hodek,Nina the killer

Art:,Helen otis jason the toy maker.

History:Jeff hodek, ticci toby, Ben drowned.

Gym:Nathan the nobody

Science:eyeless jack.

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Hazbin hotel when they were humans PART 1:

I just have some headcannons on what they looked like.

Angel dust "anthony"-

Okay, so we all know Angel couldn't have worn what he wears now in especially with the crime he was in. It's sad but true.

He definitely could've been a drag queen secretly at night. It's possible.

I think personally angel was a bottle blond. He didn't have blond hair.

He would've dressed like this:

And here's 1940s drag queens:

And honestly? I think he wasn't "angel dust" he was Anthony. Valentino made him angel dust. And he used angel dust to cope with himself. But we can see when he switches from Angel to Anthony. His accent comes out more, and he's more serious. Anthony uses angel to cope. And Angel uses Anthony to defend himself.

Alastor:

I believe alastor had curly hair he just slicked it back.

And I feel like he needs justice for his Edna moe bad Bob rn 😭🙏

This is what I think his hair looked like when he slicked it back:

And this is how men in Louisiana or just men used to wear their hair and dressed back then in 1920s:

They all have the hats. Caine. And suits. Personally? I don't know why alastors suit and looks don't match with his story. They could've changed some things about him before they made a whole season.

A believe alastor had a small mustache or facial hair. Before he died.