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hazbin hotel theory

okay yall hear me out what if lucifer also made A hotel or something a long time ago because he didn't want people to stay in hell because he doesnt seem rude only protective of his daughter.

I think lucifer still has angel views hence why he some angel in him. and he knew the angels wouldn't listen to Charlie like to him so that's why he thought it was "stupid" in the pilot.

And Lilith made charlie not have a connection with lucifer and lucifer is bad at feelings but he loved Charlie so much and can't understand how to give gentle emotions because he was an angel. And I assume angels would be someone who craves touch or is rude/cold/blunt in the series.

I don't think lucifer is a dead beat I think he WANTED to have a relationship with Charlie but Lilith prevented it.

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The fact alastor understood lucifers insecurities so quickly and only sang that song just to beef with lucifer and give Charlie false hope in him caring for his own sadistic amusement tells how scary he is.

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Who do yall think owns alastor? I've heard some people saying it is Lilith.

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Charlie and lucifer act so much alike its adorable. Lucifer and his rubber duckies. Charlie with her energetic happy singing sweetheart self. Which ties in with theory 1 I really do think lucifer likes Charlie's idea but is worried the angels would tear her apart.

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EVE AND LILITH THEORY

Okay so we don't know why lilith went missing for seven years. But what I do know is this ain't lilith

Lilith hair is slicked back in every backstory we see of her

In the photos, we see that'd show if she has her horns or slick back hair, which is covered by hats or completely cut off.

But I know for sure in this scene right here before what probably was before lilith left it looked like Eve

And here's my theorys.

NUMBER ONE:LILITH IS CONTROLLED BY EVE. (Far fetched and wrong words but you'll see what I mean)

it could be their the same penny on different sides like in brittle bones Nicky number two when the devil and God are the same people

Like the lyrics "I'm mufasa and I am scar" it's like yin and yang

In goodness, theirs evil and in evil theirs goodness.

THEORY NUMBER 2:EVE AND LILITH MADE A DEAL.

Lilith was a famous woman in hell, not just because of being queen but also because of her singing. (Can't wait to see who is casted for her I hope it's someone who can hit high notes). Maybe lilith wanted to "get away" from everything but still wanted to be in touch and see what's going on hence all the eyes everywhere in hell.

And maybe Eve wanted a family. Cause adam does not seem like someone you'd wanna spend your whole (after)life with. Eve probably wanted someone who'd love her and by lucifer loving lilith and forgets things like where charlie was even though he's not a bad guy and says vaggie as maggie. Lucifer probably dissociated so much he forgot lilith looked different but still loved lilith who was infact Eve.

THEORY NUMBER 3:EVE IS DEAD

I don't think she made it into heaven, unlike Adam. Cause by what we've seen, no one knows why people go to heaven, not even a seraphim (the highest rank of angel right below the power god has but the second highest rank.)

THEORY NUMBER 4:THEY BOTH RAN AWAY

Powerful women becoming wives arc 🤷‍♂️

THEORY NUMBER 5:EVE HAS ALASTORS SOUL.

Look I don't know much but I do know eve does that whole pretty little liars smile and shushing the mouth thing. Who better to own alastors soul then someone who smiles no matter what?

THEORY NUMBER 6:ALASTOR KILLED EVE

Look, Eve was probably the first human to fall besides Well lilith who fell with lucifer. Eve could've been one of the higher overlords that alastor broadcasted killing.

THEORY NUMBER 7: LUTE IS EVE

Yknow I thought this one was a far stretched one. Theirs 3 clues. Lutes personality was like someone who could put up with Adam. And I know Adam made the exorcist. But vaggie didn't like Adam and before she fell she didn't like killing a demon.

Lute has the same personality as Adam but is way more serious then Adam is so Adam doesn't blow anything but she doesn't get mad when he gets close to doing it and when he did she stayed by his side agreeing with him.

Lute was personally distraught by Adam's death. And of course, she isn't like this with no one else. Why didn't the exorcist get distraught that they were obviously around him?

I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE ASSOCIATING ALASTOR WITH ONLY JAMBALAYA SO HERE ARE OTHER CREOLE DISHES YOU HEATHENS

Fanfiction and Comic creators, this is for you especially.

Crawfish Étouffée

This beautiful dish was invented in Breaux Bridge Louisiana, where our favourite radio star is from! Although it's invention is attributed the Herbet Hotel in the 1950s -after Alastors death- it is a classic.

Crawfish Étouffée has a sauce typically made from a blonde roux with that classic cajun seasoning. It contains the Holy Trinity of cajun cooking too: bell peppers, onions and celery. The main meat of this dish is crawfish tails and it is usually served with carbs like cornbread, cajun rice or vegetables such as green beans and potato salad.

It is chock full of flavour, and a filling inexpensive dish for low income families - which I believe Alastor is from.

Some alternatives to the crawfish are chicken and shrimp.

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The difference between Étouffée and Gumbo.

These two often get mixed up, and I understand, they're both classic Bayou dishes. Here's how to differentiate them.

Texture: Both dishes use shrimp, chicken, or crawfish tail broth. BUT Jumbo has a thicker consistency, it's made from a dark roux and it tends to use more liquid to remain stew-like.

Flavour: Gumbo and Étouffée both use Cajun seasoning, but due to Étouffées blonde roux, it has a lighter, sweeter taste than the darker, fullness of flavour in Gumbo.

Meat: Gumbo uses a variety of meats at the same time (often shrimp and sausage are key components), as mentioned in the alternatives above, Étouffée typically does not.

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2. Red Beans and Rice

We're on a roll guys! This is another dish from Louisiana! Although, it is specifically associated with New Orleans, where Alastor hosted his radio show. It has a fascinating history, partly due to it's African and French/Spanish routes - But it was also a struggle meal during the Great Depression. It was originally a Creole, not Cajun dish.

(Note: Red Beans and Kidney Beans are different legumes)

This dish also contains the Holy Trinity, as well as bay leaves, oregano, cayenne pepper, garlic powder and more. Its protein comes from Andouille sausages, but like Gumbo, a variety of meats are used. If you want Alastor to be traditional about it, he should make it on a Monday incorporating the left over ham bones from Sunday dinner. It is also complimented with long grain white rice and green beans, amongst many other things.

Considering Alastor witnessed the Stock Market Crash of 1929 -which led to the Great Depression - There is no way he hasn't come across this dish before.

3. Creole Bread Pudding

The queen of Creole Dessert has arrived. Can you guess where she's from? DING-DING-DING! That's right! New Orleans Louisiana baby! Recipes of this treat have been recorded since 1885, so it suffices to say she's a classic.

Like most bread puddings, it is made by combining stale bread (preferably French), beaten eggs and milk. However, this variation often has an incredible amount of vanilla extract. What it will be complimented with varies from person to person. Some examples are: Whipped meringue and whisky, raisins and apple, or walnuts and butter.

Although not as popular in the modern day, I like to imagine this is something Mimzy, Rosie and Alastor might share together on a day out.

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There you go! I hope you enjoyed this - but more importantly I hope this helps people create a more diverse version of those cosy Alastor cooking scenes that I love.

Lucifers duckie size to him

The size is smaller so I made it a bit bigger because the ducks are behind him its roughly the size of his whole shoe

Lucifer is four and a half duckies tall

Hazbin hotel as humans PART 2:

Husk:

He could easily have died in 1975, which, if he was born in 1912, would make him around 63

I would assume husk is in his late 50s early 60s

And suspenders were popular in the early 20th century, during the 1960s, and in the mid-1970s-1980s -

And husk failed as a magician. The golden age of magic was around the 1880s to the 1930s.

So when he was in his 20s in the 1930s magicians could've been out of style and it'd explain why he failed as a magician.

I would assume he lived in Los vegas. Because big casinos and magicians and bars. Were a thing.

This was the popular hair in the 60s:

And this was the clothing I think husk would've wore I nthe 50s-60s:

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Nifty:

She looked like she died in the 50s, and I think its cannon she's 22, so she was born around the late 30s and early 40s.

And it's noticeable she was a housewife. Maybe she wasn't ever crazy.

honestly? She reminds me of housewife radio. That seems like it's her background story she completely lost it.

Psychotic breakdown to the max.

I think she would've worn this:

Anonymous confessions.

You send me anonymous confessions and I'll respond to them.

Confessions I've received:

When I was a little girl I used to steal my mom's lipstick and eat it cause I thought it was candy until my mom saw her 4 year old daughter sitting on the toilet eating ruby red lipstick.

When I was 7, I watched wrestling, and I saw the chokeslam, and I wanted to recreate that and I did it to my sister 130 dollar doll and smashed it.(it was glass like) Blamed it on her and have a guilty conscience cause she was grounded for two weeks.

I left my window open, and the next day, I had a pet cat that I kept hidden for five days until he left when I kept the closet opened.

Ain't no way 😧😧

Me when I saw people draw skinny angel adam:

Why no chub :(

sp main 4:

cartman:kyle you're a jew-

Kyle: shut up cartman you look like an improper fraction.

Stan:a what..?

Kenny:😦🫢

cartman:AY!-

Cartman:ILL COOK YOUR DAD.

Kyle:ATLEAST MY DAD WAS AROUND LONG ENOUGH UNLIKE YOURS SO YOU KNOW WHO TO COOK. YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A RHINOS TOE. YOU DISCO BALL HEADED BITCH. YOU RAUNCHY ASS CRUSTY BITCH MORE CRUST THEN A TEENAGE GOJO LOVING GIRLS ROSE TOY.

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It sounded funnier in my head 😔

Lucifer after lilith left: Sometimes life's treating me like I'm the one who whipped Jesus.