It's So Awkward To Have Religious Trauma And Love Ghost

Im still confused how people don't know Azuls rich.

His mom:owns a high end restaurant

His dad:lawyer

Him:makes contracts and deals

He's at least a millionaire if not almost

Same with the leech twins it's hinted their parents are mob bosses.

And it wouldn't be far fetched if Azuls mom knows the leech parents by striking a deal.

Think of how many fanfics (shipping or not shipping) their could be from that

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Me when I saw people draw skinny angel adam:

Why no chub :(

hazbin hotel characters as songs pt 1

Our favorite hellborn girl boss that we need as an aunt, ROSIE.

Well she's hellborn and as she would probably like 1800s-early 1900s songs I think Cheri Cheri Lady or possibly in michigan fits her but I heard Hello Dolly!. Is inspiration for rosie.

Alastors canonically song would've been "Smile" by Charlie Chaplin. As said by the creator. Which explains a lot.. and if it wasn't I would've thought funny farm or frontier psychiatrist fits him during his mental breakdown soooo...🧍‍♂️

She reminded md of that one song pinkie pie sings. The smile song. Or maybe girl by girl in red

housewife radio.

Hazbin hotel cosplayers and Fandom rant.

Okay, so generally, every character almost every in hazbin hotel has wrist width looking waists. And the way some of yall see someone who isn't a twig and go judge them is mad fucking disrespectful.

Like, who the hell cares someone cosplaying a character isn't as thin as said character? They're having FUN. Fucking FUN and yall putting them down because their not 75 pounds is WILD.

That's why people suck so much some of yall are mad chronically online and judgmental cunts. Let people HAVE THEIR DAMN FUN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I know damn well your mama or papa's didn't teach you to be a disrespectful ass person? Like Jesus christ 💀🙏.

(Not all of you tho there as some sweet people in this fandom)

alastor and Adam and lilith episode 8 theories and questions.

so we obviously know when alastor has his silly little mental breakdown. He makes it assumed whoever he has a deal with made him not bale to use his full powers.

And who exactly has his soul? I mean two options either he's finding away to go to heaven because he knows lilith is up there and he made the deal with her and she has his soul and sinners/demons can't be in heaven. So she's in a safe zone. But that doesn't sound very fit? Sure it shows alastor doesn't think before he speaks it explains why he immediately started beef with lucifer. But Lilith is so much stronger then alastor so she could easily kill him if he tried to touch her. Or someone else has alastors soul and it's probably someone unexpected and we don't know because their not introduced yet.

And thought about adam I know angelic weapons kill angels. But sir pentious got hit by an angelic blaster from adam. And sir pentious ended up in heaven. Can adam come into hell? Because technically adam shows A LOT of the seven deadly sins.

Pride,gluttony, lust?

And Lilith and eve are two different women I'm sure 90%. In Jewish Bible and lore eve and Lilith are two different women. And I think that's also what is going on in hazbin hotel. And if lilith is in heaven does that mean it's possible she doesn't have alastors soul? I think it'd be pretty weird if someone who's in heaven has someone else's soul.

now for a theory wheres eve? I think either they really haven't showed her or possibly she's in hell because I mean she did eat the fruit didn't she? And kinda damned earth to mortal life... and now afab people have periods because she ate a fruit or sum 💀?

But I also want to know where the hell are adam and eves sons? Yknow Cain and Abel?

This is what I think happened with magne and dabi when magne came out as trans.

Dabi:women are annoying

Magne:dabi dear don't talk about toga that way

Dabi: I was talking about you too

Magne:huh?-

Dabi: you're a women too I'm talking about you magne.

Ally dabi?

Human au hazbin hotel

I wish I knew how to draw cause I kinda want to make an albino lucifer. Always been my headcannon that if charlie and lucifer were in the human au, they are both albino.

Hazbin theory.

Yall know how alastor in his demon form takes in a more wendigo pose?

Well funny thing. When someone is "turning into a wendigo" they tend to go crazy and fully transform when they "eat the flesh of human"

The only way to kill a wendigo is fire to melt their ice hearts.

Also. We know alastor is off putting and rather cold.

Wendigos tend to have " icy heart has led many to believe that burning the Wendigo could kill it."

There generally "cold and snarky"

Like alastor is.

Also I headcannon alastor only killed bad people.

"The Wendigo spirit may find particular individuals easier to possess than others. They favour traits such as selfishness, greed, gluttony, reckless/irresponsible treatment of the environment, or otherwise willingness to put one’s self ahead of others. Traditionally, these traits could be easily found in people who had already been isolated from society, or exiled, due to crimes against their people. Rapists, murderers, and thieves may be easy prey for a Wendigo spirit, and likely make for a smoother transition than someone who cares for their fellow human being, and respects life."

And when someone is turning into a wendigo in the lore. It's said that they get "Wendigo Fever" they lose it. And what I think?

I think alastor never ate humans generally only deer and bunnies and rabbits and stuff like that.

I think alastor only killed people that were bad.

And lost it after that.

And when he killed his victim I nthe woods. He was tempted to eat them this time.

And he did and while that happened? A hunter shot him confusing him for a deer. And dogs mauled him while blood was on his face and he was probably smiling. It'd made his character more creepy.

Maybe he made a deal with someone and In the contract he couldn't stop smiling.

Or maybe he was so insane when he died and first arrived he used a vodoo doll of him and stitched the mouth into a smile.

But im aware wendigos used to never be deerish animals, but seeing how vivzie (idk if I spelled that right) never actually changes the character or looks at something. She never digs deep in the lore. Like how alastor is a black man from Louisiana. And is supposed to look like a talkshow host in the 30s. But his design doesn't look like his backstory. So it's possible she looked into wendigo Lore but never digged deep.

Presenting racoon alastor

2 hours and 7 minutes. I wish I was good at drawing 😭