A Tale Of Two Dragonborn!

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As an aroace I engage with romance and sex from a fantasy-level type of distance in the way that whenever I remember that people in real life actually want to touch each other's genitals I get the same wave of "hold the fuck up" that I would get if someone reminded me dragons exist.

My D&D character Valric, a Star Druid who pretty much became a god on accident. He’s a huge sweetheart, and his best move is Guiding Bolt ⚡️

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My favorite NPC I use:

Maxamillion Vanterbar, an energetic, 11 year old boy with curly blond hair and bright blue eyes. He’s got an unquenchable thirst for adventure and runs away from his mother, a mayor of a prestigious town to follow the party around for quests with his father’s sword by is side.

The sword? Actually the Sword of Kas. And his father? Kas the Bloody Handed, right hand to Vecna.

If Max does meet his father, he will NOT be happy the party brought along his only son and sword given to him by Vecna, and will likely yell at the party and try to usher Max home.

This small, unassuming and hyperactive kid makes for a great “WHAT?” moment, that gets a kick from my players. Especially when Max doesn’t seem to care, only wanting to go on an adventure

Help a DM out?

Tell me about your character, monsters, villains or NPC’s?

Mind reblogging or messaging me with a blurb? I need some notable adventurers and villains to pepper into some bard tales I forgot to prep. Name, Race, Class, Notable deed, battle or accomplishment and whether they came to a good or bad end? Please?

Thanks anyone who helps. Any will do, anon is on and if you don’t want me to post it I won’t :D

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Why are Skyrim elves so funny?

Well, they’re mer, not men. Therefore, they aren’t hu-MAN they’re hu-MER

Im getting my first tattoo and i sit down and notice the tattoo artist has SUPERNATURAL PLAYING. I CAN’T ESCAPE IT.

Will reblog with the tattoo afterwards.

So I just learned that Ganondorf is a Gerudo, and I’ll first admit I’m new to the Legend of Zelda lore but I’m pretty sure all Gerudo are female?

Theory: Ganondorf is transmasc.

I’d also like to say that Link is extremely ambiguous with gender according to the creators but they use he/him pronouns for him and he can easily pass as a female with the right clothing in Gerudo town.

Theory: Link is also transmasc.

Now I’m gonna mention the fact that Ganondorf and Link keep fuckin fighting across many different incarnations and across SO many years or at least thats what I’ve gathered.

Conclusion: Link and Ganondorf is just transmasc on transmasc violence

i realized today that i've gotten two radios as gifts. one is a vintage-style teeny one and one is an emergency radio with solar power meant for the apocalypse. do people think i really like radios? is this related to oxenfree?

My opinion on the Apollo Justice Trilogy

I think this is actually a really good thing. I know a lot of people are really upset because we got a port and not an actual new game, but personally I think it’s a good thing. Why? I have a few reasons

1) We have access to all the 1-6 games now

Before the Phoenix Wright Trilogy port, we could only play Ace Attoney on the ds/3ds; especially since nintendo shut down Wii Shop Channel, which was the only other place you can buy it. Honestly, I like the port because now I don’t have to re-buy a 3ds to play any of the original games. That, and the revamp of the art just looks beautiful

2) It allows more people to join the fandom

Its hard to get people to join a fandom where half of the lore you can only access through a loved, but very outdated console. As fun as it is to do, most people don’t want to sit around and listen to you explain convoluted cases.

3) New fans can play all the 1-6 games rather than having to watch playthroughs

If youre a new fan who only came around when the Trilogy or Chronicles were released, you probably aren’t looking to buy a $300-$500 ds just to play 3 ~$15 games. Its so much more fun to play the game than watch a play through because YOU get the satisfaction of playing it yourself and figuring out the cases. It gets people even more interested and invested into the series

4) You can’t play a new game if you only know half the story

Yeah, 4-6 might have a few kinks or annoyances, but it introduces important characters like Apollo, Athena, Trucy, Klavier, and their story; especially the new character growth and development. How do you expect to know or understand how Phoenix got his badge taken, or that he has a DAUGHTER? Its still pretty damn important. Chronicles could be released because you didn’t have to know anything about the prior Ace Attorney games. You didn’t even have to know who Phoenix Wright was.

All in all, I’m really excited for the port, because hey, who knows, maybe we’ll get 7-9 or something AFTER the ports release? I just feel like we need to stop looking at it as Capcom being ‘lazy’ or ‘ignoring us’ because I think they might be gearing up to give us a lot more attention.

Anyway that’s my opinion! I think you guys should just think about it a bit more :)

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