When I Grow Up I Wanna Be Upper Middle Class.

My friend @cynical-bonehead’s Skyrim OC, Keryth! I had a lot of fun drawing the Snelf :) He’s a snow elven spellsword who has a love got alchemy, as well as a wielder of Sanguine’s rose.

Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass

Running a cult and killing multiple gods

duality of man

Stanford pines is Aro/Ace to me.

That being said, do I ship Billford? Yes. Yes I do.

But it is imperative to me that you all know I ship it for the sole purpose that Ford having Fucked A Triangle (for science of course) is the funniest fucking thing in every single universe to me. No human form; just regular Bill. He made out sloppy style with that toxic polygon. That when he dumped him, Bill Cipher was in the throws of grief and was an inconsolable mess for the rest of his existence.

I ship Billford because a nerd who doesnt shower and burns his facial hair off instead of shaving not knowing he was dating and a interdimenstional chaos demon made up of only three sides with some serious problems and is flatter than a piece of paper has be cackling evilly like a wizard perfecting a necromancy spell for his evil dungeon.

Stan unable to decide if he’s horrified, disgusted, disappointed, or unsurprised (somewhere in the middle of all of them, because he always said Ford was more interested in geometry than a girlfriend)

Dipper making the realization hearing the way Ford and Bill speak about each other respectively and being unable to look at the journals (or any of the triangles in the windows) the same ever again

Fiddleford on his hands and knees at the fact that a TRIANGLE is more successful at rizzing up Stanford Filbrick Pines than he is in his perspective (he hasn’t come to the realization that Ford is acearo because he’s too busy having a horrendous gay panic)

The Henchmaniacs watching Bill sobbing and howling in grief like his entire world ended (drama queen) and having to distract him any time they see anything related to the number six (stop signs are always a pain because it leads to him being inconsolable for a minimum of two hours)

The fact that BILL is the pathetic clingy ex. The idea that Ford didn’t even consider the possibility of Bill being romantic because thats just how Bill is, right? Right? What do you MEAN I’m getting special treatment? What’s the significance he would have killed anyone else but he turned me into a gold statue? Isn’t it just because I am Smart?

Ford my beloved, clueless Ace.

But yeah. Billford. I love it. It’s the worst best funniest shit this side of the multiverse. Also this is coming from an Ace Demiromantic just so you guys know

So I just learned that Ganondorf is a Gerudo, and I’ll first admit I’m new to the Legend of Zelda lore but I’m pretty sure all Gerudo are female?

Theory: Ganondorf is transmasc.

I’d also like to say that Link is extremely ambiguous with gender according to the creators but they use he/him pronouns for him and he can easily pass as a female with the right clothing in Gerudo town.

Theory: Link is also transmasc.

Now I’m gonna mention the fact that Ganondorf and Link keep fuckin fighting across many different incarnations and across SO many years or at least thats what I’ve gathered.

Conclusion: Link and Ganondorf is just transmasc on transmasc violence

truly cannot state enough how much i enjoy how the characters in bg3 look like they’re Actual Adult people. i go wild about it. i’ve never been hornier. cannot empathize with the people who complain about the lines and wrinkles

i just had a dream that i was the adopted son of those fucking guys in hannibal and ive never watched any of the show but basically i was stuck in the back seat of the van because we were moving again because according to the one that looks eternally tired (will?) ‘apparently dad doesnt know when the proper time to kill someone is’ and i watched them bicker like divorced parents and I go ‘what the hell is it you guys do for work again’ and the car went dead silent before the cannibal guy goes ‘eat your subway flynn’

what is this show about. why did i dream this what does it mean. do I have to watch the show now. It is 5:45 am.

I RESIGNED OUR (me and @iceaxeflynn)’s DUDE

I got an idea for his squad (Flyer Squad’s) uniforms and I’m kinda obsessed with it, I’m gonna have to do a line up of all of their armor at some point (and color it! I may have to do that digital :/) but for now we have strikeout :)

Despite the color key, the zig zags on his arms and shoulders are green, not black

tell me why i got the most stunning photo ever when im fucking playing SMASH BROS ULTIMATE what is this