BAGS???? I WANNA CRY NOW.

When Sweetheart comes home after a long day at work, they flop face first on the couch and kick their legs and hit the couch with their fists, whining and calling for milo, like a child.

Tank has laughed at a kid falling face flat more than anyone could count on two hands.

Tank mocks christians accent and every time he genuinely crashes tf out and they just watch with a shit eating grin, leaning back in their chair or leaning against the wall, taunting him even more

I imagine sweetheart texting milo with freaky ahh insta reel comments like ''Just slide it in gng 😭😭🙏🙏💔💔'' when hes yapping over text or ''And... it's all over the screen 😫💦'' when he sends a picture while hes out or ''Can u feel the pain in my dih? 🥀💔'' after he leaves for work

YESSS PORTER AHHHHGDDHEUDBCBDNDNDH PORTER ON MY KNEESSSNEIEIEIEIDUEU

100% chill, you're alright

Non canon ships?

Tank in a suit got me feelin sum typa way ngl

Tank has strong ass thighs btw

Tank didn't know what lullabies were until they were like 13-14

David asher and milo.