Happy Pride Month Peepsies💖

i like the idea of the whole Alice in Wonderland thing being in her head, like finally- a worthy opponent (•‿•)

'It takes a lifetime to build and, exactly 10secs to break. '

'Huh? Are you talking about trust? '

'Oh no, my dear fellow, I was talking about the building you are in. '

*Hangs up the call before switching on the bomb and later proceeds to laugh maniacally*

Me, when I see subways

brain, remember when we had sparkles in our eyes when we just wrote numbers?

YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG NOW?

i have stayed in my head so much that i made plenty friends here

Do I look lyk I care? Anyway it's pride month so...

I srsly dk wtf kind of shit I'm saying these days😭👌🏻

@showmetheslit @smthngofthepulsars

Get here nd make it ugly

You're being murdered. You look the killer in the eye & your last words are the last text you sent:

Kinda funny

I wanna know what psychopaths think of farting in public...

nobody:

Alec Benjamin:

* uses the word longevity in a song and even makes it rhyme *

stop the earth i wanna get off

Nobody:

Soldiers and girls on period:

I woke up and there was blood everywhere..