LawLu: “worshipped You Like You Were The Sun ; Missed You Like You Were The Moon.” Edition

am i really happy or have i just been conforming?

i like the idea of the whole Alice in Wonderland thing being in her head, like finally- a worthy opponent (•‿•)

come listen to me and I'll share my light and scars with you

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today and read you my favorite poetry

I don't remember what episode it was from or if I read it in one of Sir Arthur's writings but Sherlock deduced that a person had a pampered dog as he saw a hair of it on their collar or nearby area. Different breeds shed differently, my dog is a heavy shedder and I find his hair even on the insides of my washed clothes. I'm pretty sure he never really climbed there. So, I think he was a bit wrong there👀

#thingsmydogtaughtme

stupid unity fucking every villain's plan

Walton: * patiently listens to Frankenstein's account of his supposed monster *

Frankenstein: * eagerly expects a response *

Walton: ...

Ye dumb?

Frankenstein: ...what?

Walton: You could have just presented him with a dog or a cat or any kind of pet of his choosing and avoided all that!

Frankenstein: ...oh ye.

'It takes a lifetime to build and, exactly 10secs to break. '

'Huh? Are you talking about trust? '

'Oh no, my dear fellow, I was talking about the building you are in. '

*Hangs up the call before switching on the bomb and later proceeds to laugh maniacally*

What, it's really good

hey y’all I just found the sloppiest, wettest sounding bass patch I’ve ever heard. here you go 

Howls, running sewing machine and ppl with soft voices Ig

What sounds do you find satisfying?

but doesn’t it sound so peaceful to let the grass grow around your body while you sit and breathe? what i’d give for fresh air and a chance to lay down i’d rather the bugs and the dirt take my life than any human being