We Love Our Short Mentally Ill King 👑

Me remembering Harvey haters exist and it’s always the same two reasons

Pls take his slang away 🙏😭

Someone needs to do it one way or another 🙂‍↕️

I'm going to take your slang away

High key you are just being salty af noob. A bummer you are trying to cramp my style, ever just try to hang loose? Try not to snap your cap at my slick dope stylings yo

HES Trio Headcanons (the third)

That's right guys, another one (my brain is rotted). These three live in my head rent free

some the Shane ones are sad again, sorry

Elliott

-had a pet hermit crab as a kid, he's always been a friend of the crabs!

- prefers fancy, decorative candles to scented ones. The prettier the better!

- trying his best to make his room look like Howls from Howls Moving Castle. That clutter of beautiful trinkets is exactly what he wants for a setup

- loves wearing his hair in braids, but is terrible at doing braids on himself. He usually asks Leah

- Willy is like a father to him. His bio father was not a kind man, and Willy is everything he wished his father could be and more

- Willy taught him how to fish too, and he's actually pretty good at it!

- very into a "method acting" style of writing, as in he'll live like a character he's trying to write for a while until he feels like he can realistically interpret them in his writing

- faked a British accent for about a month in middle school because he thought it sounded very sophisticated and artsy

Harvey

- won't tell anyone, but he enjoys little Saturday morning cartoons now and then. It reminds him of the moments of joy he felt when he was little and he cherishes that

- tried to shave off his mustache once and seeing how he looked without it scared him so bad he vowed not to do it again. It looks so bad 😭💔

- wears that Ebenezer scrooge lookin nightgown and cap unironically, swears that it helps him sleep better

- lactose intolerant and has a gluten allergy. He doesn't like cheese and baked goods because of it, they make him really sick

- that being said, if u made/bought him gluten free stuff he would act like he owes his life to you

- once he was at the library at the same time Penny was tutoring the kids. It was during free reading time and Vincent told him he looked like a character in the book he was reading. It was Geronimo Stilton. Harvey has still not recovered from that

- really wanted siblings as a little kid but never had them, so he created an imaginary friend for himself and pretended to go on aviation missions with them

- has a lil gap between his front teeth, he gets a bit shy about it, but it's cute when he smiles and you can see it

Shane

- I changed my height headcanon, bro is 5'3 now

- his ENTIRE family is very short, his mom and Marnie are 5'0. Jas' parents were tall though so once she's older she's absolutely towering over Marnie and Shane

- had very long hair before taking in Jas. For many reasons, especially maintenance, he's kept it short since adopting her

- Him stealing food from Joja is part of a habit built from necessity before moving back in with Marnie. He got to the point financially that he was often stealing food for him and Jas because it was the choice between groceries and paying rent a lot of the time.

- even then, he still ate very little. Stealing was risky and he wanted to make sure Jas had what she needed first, so he always had her eat first and would eat whatever she didn't, like crusts or veggies she didn't like. The night he moved back in with Marnie was the first time he had an actual meal in about a year

- he's not a vegetarian, but he refuses to eat chicken specifically. Everytime he tries, he just can't bring himself to do it. He loves chickens too much

- After he starts recovery, he tries to be better friends with Penny given that she's Jas' teacher. She isn't very interested in being close with him, but he still tries to be friendly

- has an arsenal of dad jokes at the ready at any given moment, you are not prepared for how corny this man gets

- forever salty that LEWIS of all people is beating him on the junimo kart leaderboards

- He and Sam have a workplace besties kinda relationship. They still stay pretty good friends after Joja closes, Shane goes to all of his bands shows to show support

- the only festivals he really cares about are the egg festival, luau and Stardew valley fair. The rest he'll go to because it makes Jas and Marnie happy, but those three he has a passion for

Okay! 🤠

real

Real

made this for @sting-raes and the rest of the elliott enjoyers bc it often posts a picture of their farmer in elliott's chest..

thought it was funny and decided to share with u guys hehe >___<

I love Harvey sm he is all I can think about at this point

redraw of the one harvey drawing i did that i love heheheh also some extra harvey’s as a treat <3

i need to feel something so i'm gonna start a new stardew savefile

he wants to be part of your symphony

made this yesterday when i was feeling a bit silly

I caved and began romancing Harvey,, I'm hopefully gonna get doctor dick soon

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I really do think so. 💗💗

Hi alex! 😊👋

I thought that I should tell you this...

Your mom would be proud of the person that you've become 🫶

Wuh- Ah-... You really think so?

Like... You mean it?

Thank you-uuu...

*Sniffle*

All I ever want to be is somebody she'd admire... That's why I have to be the best!