My Fucking God

My fucking god

Is owning a kea legal in minisosta

I love how both corvids and parrots are in general highly intelligent, but where corvids generally have strict hierarchies, solve disagreements in the pecking order by fighting, and have a strong dislike for anything new or foreign until they figure out how to make use of it, parrots are just here to party.

The New Caledonian crow, who knows how to specifically build a tool in order to build another tool, never engages in play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with the right to vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time to play, they got work to do and kids to raise.

And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime!". Scientists decided to try what happens if they play the Play Call for two fully-grown adult keas that are together in an area and can clearly see there is no other, third kea to make the call, and they just go "great idea, disembodied voice! it's TIME TO FUCKING PARTY!" and start wrestling.

Imagine working really hard in order to make it into a top university to study astrophysics, making it to your first Very Serious Class, sitting down full of serious determination, and the dude next to you is taking notes without using his hands, with a glitter pen he's shoved up his nose. And his notes are good.

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imacreepercat

3 years ago

I did it I’m gonna recover phycoligly now

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imacreepercat

1 year ago

The things I name my Pokémon used to be weird like Katie pidgey and now it’s weird in the way I named a crougunk slippery Jim

And I have an entire group of whoopers named after soup Ingredients and just one quagsire named soup

In my boxes theirs things like a beyblade tuning fork (it was gonna be tuning spork but letter limits) boulderbud tailmore davybones facehugger and the one and only Cocaine

This is not all of them and this is just in Pokémon platinum

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pokemon stupid names

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imacreepercat

3 years ago

Yea same except i don’t share it with friends I put it into the missabled bin in my brain labeled funny jokes for conversation

Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.

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imacreepercat

3 months ago

There are few things that are worse in context than out of context

I present to you my discovery

I’m scared and I’m going in

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imacreepercat

3 years ago

GUYS IM FREAKING OUT I JUST HEARD A WHALE NOISE 4 TIMES NOW I LIVE NO WHERE NEAR THE SEA IN FACT IVE NEVER SEEN THE SEA AND MY AuDIO IS OFF SO IT CANT BE THAT

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imacreepercat

5 months ago

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imacreepercat

3 years ago

Btw I use a recipe call refrigerator cookies witch basically makes that premade dough you find at stores but homemade it’s softer easier to save and it creates the most delicious cookies

It’s also very simple

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imacreepercat

6 months ago

Just gonna leave this here

Make the most of the next two months

Get all your vaccines

Travel while we have a functioning DOT

Read and buy books on feminism, anti-racism, pro-lgbt

Attend drag shows

Don't skip any of your classes

Read and buy history books

Find your out-of-state networks

Learn to carry cash

Get birth control solutions

Support the Biden/Harris administration

Postpone large purchases and save money

Be careful of what you say online, like un-ambiguous attacks against the incoming administration, especially in spaces that contain your full name or personal information

Feel free to add on.

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imacreepercat

3 years ago

Yo so you guys no how in legend of Zelda btw if you take chu chu jelly and throw it into a fire you get fire jelly and you know arrows ……. Well I’m about to try something really stupid

Kinda worked I was hoping to make the item not just light the arow on fire

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legend of zelda breath of the wild let’s hope this works

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imacreepercat

3 years ago