It’s 2:11 Am It’s Time To Eat Water

Lol

what the fuck does gaudiest mean

it means i’m beautiful

Ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhjhjjhj

Everyone's offended. (Steve is most likely not even related to Bill, but they look really similar so yeah)

Keep triangle number-2 away froma all cables.

Reeeee

What if you wanted to dance but god said no

I have arthritis and it sucks I just want to be on stage I just want to be part of musical

If I was an English teacher on April fools day

All my students would come in unaware of the horrors that await

Every thing will be covered in my little pony things every shity grammar poster replaced with a toxic mix of colors so bright it could blind a man

I would start the class pretending everything was normal with one exception as I walk up to greet everyone at my desk and begin attendance

“Good morning Everypony” i say

I go through attendance as normal but if anyone has something drawn on them I state in an overly cheerful voice “ my goodness did you get your cutie mark why don’t you come up and show the class”

After that I continue on with everything going through the plans for the day

“Today we will be doing character analysis I have chosen a show that is perfect for this. Your goal for to day is to begin working on a 3 to 5 paragraph paper that will be due on Friday.

I turn on my little pony

The next day everything’s gone

But they still have to do the paper and I’m using my little pony as examples for every thing till at least the end of the week

Found this beauty in cursed images

I’m making cookies let’s hope I don’t burn the house down

Hey you my severe case of adhd! SHUT THE HELL UP O DONT CARE IF YOU JUST WANT TO SIT AROUND ALL DAY WE HAVE THINGS TO DO WERE CLEANING OUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND IM NOT GONNA HEAR IT

Btw I use a recipe call refrigerator cookies witch basically makes that premade dough you find at stores but homemade it’s softer easier to save and it creates the most delicious cookies

It’s also very simple