I’ve Made My Family Proud

I’m still insane over here

..on the plus side, we’re 3 for 3 on divorced old men?

Im feeling rebiolus so I shall now eat raw spaghetti

I just opened that file and imeaditly regretted it I posted this I forgot I posted this why did I post this

Found this beauty in cursed images

I’m scared of the fucking vacuum and it is the worst I’m scared of it cause it’s loud and hard to control

How does link not feel the hundred of creatures squirming in his pockets i mean look at this and this dude acts like he’s not carrying 40 frogs and a bunch of other critters I kidnapped

Me waking up and going to grab my phone realizeing it’s dead and knowing full well I plugged it into it charger…….. looks a wall outlet, but I forgot to plug it’s charger into the damn wall

Both my mom and sister did this once

My friend Chris bought a 12 pound bag of peach rings and won’t put it down.

Oh also this my friend wanted a frozen rat this pic from a while ago

Hm something up ok I’ll bite

WHAT THE FUCK

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

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The things I name my Pokémon used to be weird like Katie pidgey and now it’s weird in the way I named a crougunk slippery Jim

And I have an entire group of whoopers named after soup Ingredients and just one quagsire named soup

In my boxes theirs things like a beyblade tuning fork (it was gonna be tuning spork but letter limits) boulderbud tailmore davybones facehugger and the one and only Cocaine

This is not all of them and this is just in Pokémon platinum