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why spiderman-noir is the fricken best

Dapper man even tips his fedora before a fight lol

Holds his hat to chest at Aunt May's place

A total sweetheart 💕 💖

And of course, fights Nazis

Is the only spiderman to have a gun, because private eye / 1920s hard boiled detective type

guy who is especially prone to demonic possession but does not believe in either demons or possession

Don't let your date die

It’s just the fact that everyone talks about the youngest child being pampered - and, yeah, sure sometimes that’s true, but if you think about the implications of even that, it gets sad. Because by being ‘pampered’ you mean being given everything that you want. Oh, you want $10 to go buy something. Sure! Oh, you want a new game. Here ya go! But there are no guidelines.

You might think that’s a good thing - freedom and all that jazz. But most of the time it just makes you feel like they don’t care. This is most common when the youngest is a teen, because the middle and oldest have already moved out or gotten independence, and your parents have forgotten that they’re still parents. Give the other person who lives in their house a tenner so that they don’t have to deal with them. They can have the game because what else are they gonna do all day when we’re on holiday?

As a youngest child, this just prompts you to grow up quicker. Get more mature so you don’t have to bother them anymore, because they’re not your parents, they’re just the people you live with. As far as they’re concerned, they’re done. They’ve reared children, those children have left, so who cares about the last one?

But the problem is; you can’t grow up. Because you’re 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 - you can’t legally leave. You feel like more of a burden, not just because you’re still there, but because you’re the only one still there. Everyone else has moved on and you’re stuck looking at the bedrooms they used to have and the bedrooms that the other people sleep in. And then you wonder, do I really have it as good as people say I do?

I think I’m being neglected

Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it

Darkiplier doodle (might be little disturbing?)

If I had a nickel for every time I got into a piece of media wherein there was:

- a mystery centred around the death of this high-status asshole who kind of isn’t dead

- a main character audience-insert who you never see and who must solve this murder with the help of the other characters

- the ex-wife of said high-status asshole, who hates him and has powers of precognition

- someone who was framed for the death of the asshole and has to flee

- a pre-established (and possibly romantic) relationship between the audience-insert and their ‘boss’

- that ‘boss’ character, who tells the audience-insert half truths in order to protect* them

…I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

Lol, mine is apparently, Maximum Risk (1996)  “Welcome to the other side of safe.” 

"because you were lied to, does not mean that everything is a lie. do not take the crimes of those who have manipulated us and put them at the feet of the world."

brennan lee mulligan sometimes you say shit like this during a campaign and it makes me want to tear my hair out