Ghost: [pogos a buzzsaw]
Royal Retainers in the distance: Oh mah guh... Oh mah— he on X-Games mo’...
Memorial to the Hollow Knight: [eternalises the legend of a knight of no will, voice, or mind, who sacrificed themselves so Hallownest may stand eternal]
Ghost, stuffing Geo into their cloak after selling a bunch of dead bugs’ fanfics to Lemm: haha, i do that
The Pure Vessel: Dad, can I have feelings?
The Pale King: No! No feelings for you!
Lace: Hey, look how cute these flowers are.
Hornet: That’s gay.
Lace:
Lace: Horny, we’ve been dating for—
White Lady: [offers a harmonica]
White Lady: If you play it, you’ll get a hundred million vessels, but a hundred million children will die.
Pale King: [starts playing frantically]
White Lady: wYRM N O
Oh hey, I guess I never made a post explaining my unannounced absence. Yeah, so I’m stuck without a job and shockingly, doing nothing but play video games all day isn’t good for your mental health. I’ve been struggling pretty badly with depression, among other things, and I’ve honestly just ran out of vines. I guess I could always do TikToks but there aren’t that many instantly recognisable ones that aren’t... well, disliked.
If you have an ask, post, so on, feel free to send it in. Even if it’s something silly like asking about an OC, my inbox is always open to everyone. Take care.
I wonder if Adult Ghost ever runs into people who don't recognise him as an adult. Like he goes to the Mantis Tribe and they all start attacking him again since he looks so different from his Smol Version.
Well…
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The Hollow Knight: [collapses into their chains] I have crippling infection.
Soul Master: Welcome to the Soul Sanctum! We're all servants of the k i n g
Soul Master, watching hundreds of bugs being sapped of their souls: Kumbayaaaaaaaa my looooooooord...
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