Artemis: Your Baby Never Smiles. You Ever Notice That?

Connor: Dogs deserve to live forever

Wally: and humans don't?

Connor: Absolutely not

Kaldur: I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues.

Kaldur: They were not, as the kids say, awake.

Wally: Do you mean woke?

Kaldur: I did mean woke. But it's grammatically correct

Wally: Idiot

Dick: Ur mom

Wally: No yours

Dick: I’m adopted. Why would you say that.

M'gann: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?

Zatanna: That's a cross

M'gann: Across from where?

M’gann: Come join a nunnery with me

Zatanna: I don’t need to join a nunnery I need to join a whorehouse

Connor talking to Wolf: Good boy! You make me so proud.

Wally: Thanks!

Connor: I couldn't not been more clearly talking to the wolf.

Kalen: Babe! You had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing!

Abrielle: We're married.

Kalen: yeah, but still.

*Artemis sitting in Wally's lap*

Wally: Pay attention to me

Artemis: We were just making out two seconds ago

Wally: I don't see your point

Jade *talking about Lawrence*: Can we throw him out the window yet?

Artemis: I think we should wait till we get to a higher altitude

Artemis or Jade to Sportsmaster at one point: It's disgusting to be related to you