I Swear To God Raspberries Get Moldy So Fuckin Fast You Just Look At Them Wrong And They Immediately

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Cursed Cowboy 

Cursed Creature here

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

Here have the DCA themed recipes from the FNAF cookbook by the way! (And don’t forget to share if you make any!)

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.

I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻

Overblot Malleus Draconia Battle Lines

Originally on Malleus Draconia Battle Lines, updated with new lines. OB Malleus in his Dragon Form had a few different lines from his regular OB lines. Some of them are similar (or even the same) line, but Dragon Malleus is a lot more emotive. These will be marked accordingly. At this moment while I am compiling this post, Malleus's card has been announced, but not released so this post does not have "When Selected" lines, nor Magic 3. (I'll update once I come back from break if his card drops during that time)

Battle Start

I'll be your opponent (Regular OB)

See for yourself, the power of a king! (Dragon OB)

Using an Effect

Buff: Be of use to me. (Regular OB)

Buff: You're useless! (Dragon OB)

Debuff: You look unwell. (Regular OB)

Debuff: Enjoy my hospitality. (Dragon OB)

When Attacked

Kuh! (Regular OB)

Gaaah! (Dragon OB)

When Attacking

Single Hit: If First Attack: ー　I will not allow you to do that. (Regular OB) ー　I find it difficult to hold back. (Regular OB) ー　As if I'd let you do that! (Dragon OB) ー　You exasperate me! (Dragon OB) If Second Attack: ー　Quiet down. (Regular OB) ー　Don't get in the way. (Regular OB) ー　You're in the way! (Dragon OB) ー　Fall into despair! (Dragon OB)

Double Hit: If First Attack: ー　You're irredeemable! ー　Allow me to give you a hand. (Regular OB) ー　Don't be so arrogant! (Dragon OB) If Second Attack: ー　You still dare to defy me? (Regular OB) ー　You just don't give up... (Regular OB) ー　I'll finish you off! (Dragon OB) ー　Now, run for your lives! (Dragon OB)

Triple Hit: If First Attack: ー　Take this as a lesson. ー　Hahahahaha! If Second Attack: ー　Back, you fools! ー　Bask in my flames. (Regular OB) ー　Burn within the raging flames! (Dragon OB)

Battle End

Fall deeper into your sweet slumber. (Regular OB)

I am your ruler! (Dragon OB)

Requested by Anonymous.

seeing people who’ve never watched mob psycho talk about reigen as a “conventionally attractive anime twink” is killing me considering mob psycho fans talk about him like

Please spread the word.

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