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Day 4 of @jonadioweek ~ Happy Halloween !!!

First time posting art on tumblr! Lol. Should’ve done a lot ago but couldn’t. Social media anxiety and shit

But for this I thought it would be nice! And here are my lovelies, based off an AU from 2020 with Fem!Witch!Jona and Vamp!Dio >:)

Seems like Dio fell for the beautiful witch’s trap…a magic collar. Like a bloody dog. Well. That will surely teach him a lesson about being such an arrogant cunt-

At least Johanna is gorgeous…❤️

Lil extra <33 feat. Wolf familiar Jotaro and a very grumpy (and fluffy) bat Dio ~

My babiesssss 🥺 I love it!

Gregor X Wolffe Mpreg?? Like first having Wolffe discovering and be so mad cuz Gregor wasn’t careful- then have the usual cuteness preg grumpy stuff with a very silly dad to be Gregor 👉👈 I’m starving for content of those two—

Ask and you shall receive 😏

Wolffe just has a small inkling when he takes the test. He’s been gaining weight and having very weird cravings for weeks now. Plus throwing up every morning.

It’s just a sudden whim, but when it comes up positive he’s shocked to say the least… and furious.

Gregor promised him this wouldn’t happen! He promised! But it has and now he’s pregnant during a stupid war!

He doesn’t talk to Gregor for two weeks after, not until they’re both put in the room together since their families hate to see him fight.

Wolffe hates it at first, but then they just… talk… and talk… and talk. They talk about everything and anything.

From Wolffe being furious, to Gregor being sorry for everything. And to how happy they both are even though they’re terrified.

Once they’ve finished talking, it’s like a weights been lifted from both their chests. There’s lots of tears, hugs and kisses, and they leave a couple again. At last.

They’re still scared when they leave, scared of the future, of being parents. But they’re also excited to have a little one, and ready to face the future head on together.

Gregor transfers to the 212th after that, and everyone gets excited for the baby.

Especially Master Plo, who ends up super protective of his now pregnant son.

It’s only a few weeks later, after everyone has settled into having Gregor around and Wolffe has gotten them all to stop being so protective (so he thinks.) that’s when he notices it.

Wolffe just looks in the mirror one day and realizes his abs are gone, and in there place is a small, rounded out bump. He gently prods at it and tears up, realizing what it is. He immediately calls Gregor in.

Gregor full on sobs when he sees it, falling to his knees and kissing all over Wolffe’s belly. He’s so amazed and… and it’s even more real now that they can see their baby. He just can’t believe it.

Wolffe absolutely loves it too, loves feeling the proof of their little one. But now that he’s five months he’s starting to get other side affects.

He’s hungry all the time, and what he’s hungry for is the oddest things. Mustard mixed into ice cream, pickles and ketchup, fish on pie…. Yeah, Gregor is so sweet getting them for him but his poor boyfriend is always gagging.

Wolffe can’t understand it. It’s so annoying too. He’s also gotten so emotional, sobbing at one thing than absolutely exploding at another.

Plus… he’s been very… turned on. Wolffe is so embarrassed, he feels like a teenager again with all the times he’s had to cover his crotch so no one could see. He hates it.

But on the bright side, he gets to nap whenever he wants now that he’s stuck on the ship. And he gets to lay down and feel his bump. He honestly loves it.

When the baby first kicks though… it’s such a surprise.

Both Wolffe and Gregor had been worried, they had hit six months and not even a poke from the baby. Gregor kept cracking jokes to calm Wolffe down. Some worked. Some didn’t.

But then Wolffe suddenly just felt it, and he immediately called Gregor, who came running.

Wolffe pulled Gregor’s hand to his belly, and as soon as Gregor felt it he lit up like the sun.

It was the best day for them, a bonding moment for both them as a couple… and them and their little baby.

It was magical.

:3 meow or whatever

Hunter Badbatch my muse which is interesting because he is in fact not my favourite hmm

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This was the best ending they could give to us…I started crying so badly

This show means a lot to me. In a way I don’t even understand why. But those characters? Hunter and Omega. They changed me so much. They are so important to me

So, seeing them get a proper happy ending, together, in a dear like in Pabu, just felt…like a dream.

I’m not used to happy endings to stories. This was one I was sure would end with tragedy.

But it didn’t. I wish Tech was still here, with them. Cuz now they are a family actually being able to be one. Without the war…

They got rest and love…

Hunter and Omega, my most beloveds. I love you forever.

I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who has trouble remembering developmental milestones. I put these together, but can’t take credit for any of the photography. Hope someone finds them helpful!

Self indulgent art I did for my own bday (January 21st, I’m very slow)

Yes. The Kamata-Kun ass in the middle is me. That’s my true form. Just with my two wives rn.

BLACK LABEL LINE STICKER  #4

A day late because I got sick... but! Happy Life Day!!

Scans of the pictures of Uchikawa Reo as Ciel Phantomhive and Furukawa Yuta as Sebastian Michaelis from the visual book of Kuroshitsuji Musical “Tango on the Campania”. . Scans from my own visual book. Please, always credit the artists, the musical and my tumblr if sharing. Thank you.

The ED on the last Stone Ocean episode features a very special song 🦋💙