The Houses With Friends And Blankets

Apollo: Hey, Hermes, I've got something to tell you. I'm pan.

Hermes: Ha, I knew it! I've never seen you and goatboy in the same place at the same time!

Apollo: No, godsdamn it I-

Dorian Gray after one (1) conversation with Lord Henry

i just really want one of Shakespeare's comedies directed by Wes Anderson

Dorian Gray's the type of person who goes around calling himself a "social media influencer" after getting more than 10 likes on Instagram.

the first 10 likes were all Basil

sometimes i wanna post serious takes ab lit on this blog but then i realize if i try to use it for a class i could get checked for plagiarism

and im not ready to have my professors know about all the dumb shit i say here

can someone please explain to me the trend in the 90s of doing films of Shakespeare but setting them with a vaguely Victorian/Edwardian aesthetic? Like, Midsummer '99, Hamlet '96, and Twelfth Night '96.

me at any character whos supposed to represent the american dream

Victor Frankenstein, playing god and defying all rules of ethics: