Annoying Friends My Beloved :}

Kris comes up to the front of the class and gives Alphys a note. She takes the note and reads the scrawly handwriting. Its says "I'm going to throw up". She looks up from the note to find Kris doing that motion cats make just before it throws up.

Alphys: "NO NO NO!!!!"

Kidnapper: We have your classmate.

Ritsu: …

Kidnapper: I said we have your–

Ritsu: Yeah, I heard you. You have Nagisa. You’re calling me from the hotel just outside of Okinawa and I can tell you your date of birth, social security number, and bank account PINs right now. Are you sure you’d like to play this game?

Kidnapper: Wh–

Ritsu: Oh, and by the way, you are gravely mistaken. You don’t have him. He has you.

Kidnapper: *disconnected screaming*

Ritsu: Heh. That’s my boy.

Jevil: *is walking out the door holding a shit ton of bullets and devilsknifes in his arms* alright I going out, I may be home late so don't wait up, wait up

Seam: *stops him at the door* where are you going?

Jevil: on a man hunt

Seam: oh my god, for who?

Jevil: some guy named Mike, Mike

Seam: wait who? Do you even know him?

Jevil: I accidentally don't spamton told me about him, him. All I know is when I find him he's gonna die in all the worse way.

Kris: chara's mean to you.

Frisk, shrugging: It's how they are. I'm used to it.

Kris: just because you’re used to it, doesn’t mean it’s okay.

Frisk: They're trying to be better. They're just... angry. All the time. But they're trying.

That’s adorable 🥺❤️

Susie crying and breaking down on the floor of Noelle’s room. Noelle lays Kris down ontop of Susie. Kris is half asleep and just limply lays there.

Susie: “what are you putting on me?”

Noelle: “a half asleep emotional support creep. And now an emotional support reindeer”

She lays down on top of Kris making a cuddle pile.

how I think Dionysus views Nico

Kris visibly fighting the player's control in the school hallway. Jerking all over the place and holding their own limbs from moving. Their knees buckle and they fall flat on their face now fighting the player trying to get up.

Kris: "nnughh! uughh! uughh no! ruhh stop it"

Berdly: "Kris what on earth are-"

Kris: "shut up chicken strips UGHHH!"

They flip over on their back starting to stand up while bending backwards like the grudge.

Midoriya: What’s wrong with you?!

Shigaraki: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.