Kris: Hello? 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally raised my voice at Ralsei and I need to be arrested.
911 operator: Kris, we've talked about this
Susie puts an energy drink in Kris's hand.
Noelle: "oh uh uh no! absolutely not!"
She takes it away from Kris.
Susie: "dude! what's the matter!?"
Noelle: "last time we had to evacuate the school because they got into the ventilation system!"
Flash back to everyone absolutely panicking because Kris has become a terror. The firefighters are fearfully creeping through the school with a large kennel and an animal catch pole. The firefighters are dropped down apon and mauled sending 3 firefighters to the hospital. Kris raids the kitchen and consumes more sugar and caffeine growing in energy, ruling the school as a whole for 6 hours. Scrawling and scratching up the walls along the hallway, smashing out the lights, and kicking in 5 doors.
Susie: ".....oh yea.....DRINK IT AGIAN KRIS THAT SHIT WAS AWESOME!"
how I think Dionysus views Nico
Stranger Things as some of my favorite TMA transcript quotes
What's hilarious about your hc of Swatch calling Berdly "Burgundy" is that it's absolutely not his color lmao So Swatch's brain was like "name starts with a B and ends with y and there's a d somewhere in there? Burgundy, for sure."
Swatch: Young Master, the Queen re-
Berdly: You can just use my name.
Swatch: ...Okay...
Berdly: Do...you know my name?
Swatch: Yes?
Berdly: What is it?
Swatch: ...B...blue-
Berdy: No- Ber...
Swatch: Ber...Bur.......Burgundy.
Berdly: Where the heck did you get that from-
Swatch: ...Bird...color...bur...Burgundy...
Berdly: Are you okay???
Computer: Please enter a password.
Queen: *Types in Noelle*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Queen: HOW DARE YOU-
Introducing my kins (if confused see tags) made with this beautiful app
petition for steve harrington to be in intensive therapy for s5 <3
Ralsei: You three are my best friends! You're the best thing that ever happened to me!
Kris:
Susie:
Lancer:
Kris: We're the best thing that ever happened to you?
Susie: I'm starting to feel really sorry for you, Ralsei.