REAL SO REAL
Whos your favorite creepypasta?
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NO LUBE, NO PROTECTION, ALL NIGHT, ALL DAY, FROM THE KITCHEN FLOOR, TO THE TOLIET SEAT, TO THE DINING TABLE, TO THE BEDROOM, FROM THE BATHROOM SINK, TO THE SHOWER, TO THE FRONT PORCH, TO THE BALCONY, VERTICALLY, HORIZONTALLY, QUADRATIC, TILL I SEE STARS, TILL I CANT WALK, TILL I-
Till the day I die, sadly.
Caught a love for him at 11 and have never looked back.
Clockwork’s a close second tho 🤞
SHUICHI IS A WHORE HE IS FUCKING EVERYBODY😭
I LOVE ENGLISH PEOPLE I WANT THEM TO COLONISE MY PUSSY (i choked while writing this)
i fixed it and added a colour over it :3
ive already had a fat yap sesh about this but Thomas Brodie Sangster does NOT play guitar he plays bass😭 like its not that big of a deal but I WILL START TWEEKING IF ONE MORE MF GOES "omg he plays guitar thats so hot🤪" NO HES HOT BC HE PLAYS BASS👿 RAHHHH
guys you HAVE to here me out. please.
like when he called Mimzy sweetheart?! WHY ISNT HE CALLING ME THAT☹️
"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably
He is THE King (and the father)
we won
rory culkin nose porn