Walking Away From The Cambrian Explosion And Making Sure Not To Look Back At It So Its All Badass

Go piss girl

i made a project on how cockroaches respire once and yeah i think i would have done this if i wasn't still studying how cockroaches respire to this day

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

Oitermelon

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

I tried to re read hnk but i couldn't because every time phos came on i didn't want to see tiny baby sufferr

I’ve been re reading hnk and every five minutes I have to stop and cry because of how cute baby phos is

LOOK AT HIM

THIS POOR BOY HAS NO IDEA HES GOING TO BECOME GOD! HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT AN ENCYCLOPEDIA IS!!

HE HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THE TONAL SHIFT THAT IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE!!!