me and my 13 tumblr followers against the world <3 (most of them are bots)
reblog if those man tits make you irrational
i wanna ride so fucking bad (i’m not talking about the motorcycle)
[picture from @//offtwotheraces on tiktok]
i need to sit on his face immediately
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN — Star Wars Celebration (April 09, 2023)
don't think i forgot about you baby girl
I can’t. I just can’t right now.
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall.
defending hayden's acting skills and how he was a perfect choice for anakin online isn't enough I need a gun
what if anytime anakin was sad the sad accordion music from spongebob played
I would do literally anything for him.
watching little italy and hayden’s silly little italian accent is such a stupid turn on