Like God Knows Us Inside And Out, Yeah? He Knows The Things We Love And The Character Traits We Have

they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even 

listen. listen to me.

you do not deserve to die.

I love you.

okay?

okay remember I said he was Abu? he was also the Cave of Wonders. in the movies in the video games in whatever

posts that make you go "wait why was Abu in Hercules"

please let me clock out please let me clock out (I will give myself half an hour and then clock out early and do the one hour later)

am sick

Here to mention that this is the same friend that sent me this once:

"I'm a burden" congratulations Janet you have discovered the way that society is meant to function?

best thing you could have ever said to me. like my dad always says. the only way to treat a cold is with contempt. I present: the only way to treat Sad Boi hours is with disdain

[ID: screenshot with the words "And yeah we've all got limits and flaws and whatever"]

hey op I turned the blender speed up a bit!

Congratulations! As per the results of the last poll, you all voted to...

Put Uther in the blender! 🥳

overheard a group of guys walking from the math building at college and all I heard was "... if you SQUARE it!" followed by rambunctious laughter from the entire group

the architect who made this building for some reason: the tunnels the tunnels the tunnels the tunnels the tunnels

shoutout to the homies who make themselves carsick on accident by spinning in a swivel chair too much (I'm homies)

im very glad to exist in a world where i can eat cereal