Goncharov 2: Guacamolotov

remember to leave a couple seats open right next to the door so the latecomers can sneak into class without disrupting the lecture babes

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

reblog if you think that 1880 is going to be a fresh start!

you Never know!!

you never know!

the thing about being in a relationship with a time traveler is that she'll text you things like "I'm currently having a belated panic attack three months in the future because my body is finally processing the fact that I was without you for three months and the anxiety is realizing it has no clue how I lasted that long without you" and you just have to flip your calendar to August and make a little note for yourself for later. and then you go hug your wife (time traveler). who is currently in the library studying for a final she took last week.

ooh ooh ooh it's me in real life! want to know what it is?

:D

the author's barely disguised favorite lame joke that they will move heaven and earth before allowing their editor to take out

keep a little shirt under my pillow for the shirtmaaaaannn

keep a little mail under my pillow for the 🎵mailmannn🎵

the fold -> foldren pipeline

Something I randomly think about a lot is how when very old castles, manors, and large country estates were built, they were built with the expectation of guests. In eras when you rarely travelled over a hundred miles from home, when one did travel guests stayed for long periods of time with friends and relatives. Wealthy people would have guests in their home frequently (virtually all the time, if you were royalty), so huge houses (and staffs) accommodated for multiple guests on long stays. More homes were multi-generational, too.

And now when people live in big houses it’s usually just themselves. Maybe 4-6 in a family, and when the kids get married and move away? Maybe only 1 or two. Guests rarely “sleep over,” and almost never longer than a weekend. I don’t know exactly what caused the cultural shift, but it fascinates me.

I don't CARE I want my SPELL SLOTS

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit